by Cephalo the Pod Wed 12 Mar 2014, 1:39 pm
From yesterday
Entry 146: A Chubby Cow is a Yummy Cow7:30-Breakfast was CHOCOLATE CHIP WAFFLES and orange juice.
8:30-Thermodynamics2 tutorial.
10:30-CPUMath. Linear regression.
11:30-Organic2. Diels-Alder reactions. And the professor was just bursting with energy today. So we got to a point where we synthesized a steroid in an example problem. It happened to be the chemical that stops menstruation in cows, making them fat. This prompted a slew of hilarious lines, such as the one that makes today's title.
Organic2 professor wrote:Pretend you are all cows. A bull comes and impregnates you all.
*Dashes across the classroom making rapid-fire sound effects, imitating mass insemination*.
Just a good time.
12:30-Fluids tutorial.
1:30-Lunch was a peanut-butter sandwich, cheddar cheese, Ritz, an apple and chocolate milk.
2:30-Organic2 Lab#3 Part1. This lab started out really great, and just gradually went to shit. One of our reactants smelt really good. Like, super cherry-flavoured. Almost no one else smelt/liked it. So, the lab seemed promising for a while. But it just kept going on. And on. And
on. Just when I thought there's only be, like, ten minutes left, we'd still have the last two steps left. There was so much waiting. It's a massive waste of time.
Dinner was pasta night.
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