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» "It's the door..... To the light" - The Social Thread v 2.0
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» Diary of a Mac Student
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» Arcasia: Legend of the Wolfram Emerald
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» Le Cinéma
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» Ideas
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» Musique Lystoux
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» Through Shady Lanes
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» King of All Ratings Thread
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» Where's The Beats!?
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    Post by Vyzor Thu 20 Jun 2013, 4:21 pm

    Wow......fuckin.....why dont we just run the planeeettttttttttttttttttt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:45 pm

    we will.. one of these days.
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Wed 03 Jul 2013, 10:03 am

    wow, I forgot that you could change your username so easily.

    New profile:
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    New sig (from Attack on Titan):
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 03 Jul 2013, 2:23 pm

    awww yeah that name change, that shit is hype
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Mon 15 Jul 2013, 10:40 pm

    This place seems dead....
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:13 pm

    Sauxuas wrote:This place seems dead....
    Hey! I`ve been posting ideas for Neo for every day, and you guys are supposed to do that for your own series! It`s not like there is nothing to talk about.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sun 21 Jul 2013, 10:40 am


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 21 Jul 2013, 7:15 pm

    partly attributed to me not having a computer and duncan bein duncan,
    but now im back!
    age tonight? cause you guys are lay-z girlfriend having mofos and trent was doing osap all day so we couldn't hangout I guess.
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sat 27 Jul 2013, 6:23 pm

    Story idea:
    Aliens arrive on Earth, and begin abducting humans. For what purpose? To keep as pets. These aliens are millennia more advanced than us, and they mostly capture the homeless and others living in poverty, akin to how we pick up strays from the street. The idea of this story is to portray the pet/owner relationship with the human in the other role.

    The aliens have no malicious intent, taking good care of the humans they adopt and training them for their new habitat. But humans aren't used to being pets. A couple who have children aren't going to want to give them away, but an alien family can't look after another pet. And of course, there's always bad owners, people who shouldn't keep a pet.

    What happens when the aliens don't want to kill us, but own us?
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    Post by Vyzor Sun 28 Jul 2013, 1:24 pm

    We become what black people were to white people back in the days
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:47 pm

    Vyzor wrote:We become what black people were to white people back in the days
    I wasn't really thinking slavery. The humans in this story would be treated better, but valued less. A slave is a human degraded to a working machine. You don't work your pets, and you don't have trouble teaching your slaves basic manners.

    Oh dear, I hope I don't write a white-guilt novel by accident.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:23 pm

    nah i wouldn't be scared about making a white guilt, it sounds more kife than that. are the humans.. traumatized by this? scared? slowly accepting?
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    Post by Italyins Fri 02 Aug 2013, 12:35 am

    no clue what you guys are talking about, I was too distracted by the Brazilian girls doing the stupidest dance ever. At least this video makes it look like everyone knows its stupid.  
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    Post by Italyins Fri 02 Aug 2013, 12:48 am

    But to come back to what Tyler was talking about. This doesn't sound like white guilt, more like Vyzor defending the cotton plantation owners. You confederate supporter! I bet you got your truck an ugly lift kit you dirty inbred fuck! The only way it would be white guilt is if you made it a point in the story for the aliens to be a real world race enslavement allegory. Otherwise the only other way to make this a white guilt story is to make all the white people evil while they treat the black people like shit. While simultaneously having all the black people be "Supper Jesus Buddha" the most pure sole in all the realities.
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Fri 02 Aug 2013, 1:06 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:nah i wouldn't be scared about making a white guilt, it sounds more kife than that. are the humans.. traumatized by this? scared? slowly accepting?
    A little Yes to all three, I suppose. On a basic level, the humans get treated well. Think of how you treat your pet. They get food, water, shelter and recreation. They are looked after. But it's a scary new situation for the humans, they don't know what's going on.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Fri 02 Aug 2013, 5:05 pm

    lol`d at the lift kit comment. also that video; wtf
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 21 Aug 2013, 4:51 pm

    hey tyler what's brandons internet password?
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:38 pm

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    Go ahead...bake my clay.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:50 pm

    there is a lot of disturbing imagery in that photo
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:42 pm

    uh.. theres 4 people on the forum right now. tyler and myself, and 2 guests. shade.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 11 Sep 2013, 8:33 pm

    im on
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:46 am

    sorrry i havent been on the forum/server. ive been dealing with a lot of bs shit with the house while handling school, maybe ill post pics later of all this crap.
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    Post by Italyins Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:09 am

    where are the pics rob. fuckin disappointed in you son.







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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:06 pm

    LOL forgot to post pics. maybs later.
    in the mean time:
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    Post by Italyins Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:53 pm

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (sigh) I dont know why but this always makes me laugh  


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