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Weekend Hangouts with our Schlangs Out

Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:43 pm by lil' poopie boy

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This is a notice to tell you that rob and I are reaching ST this coming weekend, the 21st, 22nd, 23rd. I expect to be greeted by downie darkos ready to hangout whilst stoking our nice long cats and dogs.
So lets lets drink poison and ingest herbal remedies for our pain, lets camp at shark mountain or in the forest by the cemetery. Lets go to olearys or celebr8 or sunset diner or …


    Tales of the Mountain Gryphon

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    Tales of the Mountain Gryphon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 1:00 am

    Sept 2. 12:50 am

    Yesterday (pretty much today) I moved into guelph. I was super fucking nervous at first. Then I got here. My room is tiny. I share a bathroom with any number of guys and girls from the surrounding area. My roommate is a good guy.


    So i got here. Then i went to a big group meeting. Not a nerd in sight. No, all i see are prep douchers talking about drinking and going to the gym. No comp sci students either. Later on i go for a free din. Pretty good, 5/10 would eat again.

    came back to res. Finished unpacking. I have a sick setup, but i have no posters or shit so my room feels desolate and soulless. Later i go to prep doucher party with my roommate. Its goddam kife so i deke. I meet up with dusty and alex and go to another one. its super lame and hot so i deke, but i meet a cool guy that now i wish i wouldve talked to more.

    Then i went to alex's floor. She shares it with 3 other girls. I meet them.

    Then dusty alex and i go on an outdoor excursion around campus at night. Very nice, peaceful. 7.5/10 would do again.

    Got back to res. Alex went to her room, dusty and i go to mine. we have apple juice and talk for a bit before realizing our rooms are literally 30 ft away max. We deke shortly after.

    I go take poo and get ready for bed. I take biggest poo of my life. About 14 inches long, single log, smooth. 8/10 would do again.

    Then as i flush a girl from my tower comes in to brush her teeth. we chat and brush our teeth together. Then i go to bed. NIGHT


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    Big day folks.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 1:39 am

    Looks like you had the biggest day out of the three of us.


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    Re: Tales of the Mountain Gryphon

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:11 am

    mogo you had your first day already??

    also "5/10 would eat again" hahaha
    what did you and the chick talk about?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:39 am

    lol we talked about how ewe were both using new toothbrushes, then about how our days went, and how it wasn't what we expected, etc.


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    Re: Tales of the Mountain Gryphon

    Post by Vyzor on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 6:24 pm

    9/10 at the poo part.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:06 pm

    thanks jude :]


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:41 pm

    YO BOYS. I got 4% in calculus already Smile


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:44 pm

    sweet how?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:18 pm

    we do online mini-quizzes. Theyre like little 4 question quizzes, but you can do them however many times you want before they expire. Ive finished 2/3 with perfect scores so far Smile


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    Delightful.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:32 pm

    Off-Topic Slayer wrote:we do online mini-quizzes. Theyre like little 4 question quizzes, but you can do them however many times you want before they expire. Ive finished 2/3 with perfect scores so far Smile
    Delightful.


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    Re: Tales of the Mountain Gryphon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 02 Oct 2012, 12:31 am

    alright, heres the scoop on my adventure:

    i go to class, i eat, i do homework, i play minecraft and tf2.

    I love math, intro to programming (though its super easy), and software design. Philosophy and psychology are a drag.

    I got my Calulus midterm back today, I got a 94.29% on it. Very happy with that.

    I got my first Introduction to programming test and assignment 1 back. 93.33% on the test, and 90.63% on the assignment. I got a stupid question on the test wrong, and it cost me.

    I got my software design quiz back. I got 7/10. Not happy with that. I thought that i got perfect. But whatever. Ill bring the mark up. Currently I stand with a 75 in that course.

    No stories about my other classes. I am sure to get my first philosophy paper back soon. Fingers crossed that i did well.

    Thats about it. Also i had chicken souvlaki today for dinner. It WASN'T good. gay.



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    Nobody quote this. You will go blind.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Wed 03 Oct 2012, 12:13 am

    Sauxuas wrote:alright, heres the scoop on my adventure:
    Oooo, update!
    Sauxuas wrote:i go to class, i eat, i do homework, i play minecraft and tf2.
    Surely there is no Heaven; you're already there.
    Sauxuas wrote:I love math, intro to programming (though its super easy), and software design. Philosophy and psychology are a drag.
    Oh?
    Sauxuas wrote:I got my Calulus midterm back today, I got a 94.29% on it. Very happy with that.
    You had a midterm already?! None of mine happen before the middle of October.
    Sauxuas wrote:I got my first Introduction to programming test and assignment 1 back. 93.33% on the test, and 90.63% on the assignment. I got a stupid question on the test wrong, and it cost me.
    Awesome.
    Sauxuas wrote:I got my software design quiz back. I got 7/10. Not happy with that. I thought that i got perfect. But whatever. Ill bring the mark up. Currently I stand with a 75 in that course.
    I wouldn't worry about the 70s. I've heard about something called the Freshmen 15; you lose 15 points from your grades as you gain 15 pounds.
    Sauxuas wrote:No stories about my other classes. I am sure to get my first philosophy paper back soon. Fingers crossed that i did well.
    Aside from philosophy, you don't actually have to hand in anything, do you? With my courses, the bulk of every course grade is in midterms and exams. Kinda awesome, kinda scary.
    Sauxuas wrote:Thats about it. Also i had chicken souvlaki today for dinner. It WASN'T good. gay.
    Bad particularly, or do you just not like souvlaki?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 03 Oct 2012, 1:49 am

    Well since im in comp sci and software design, i have alot of projects and stuff. I have 5 papers for philosophy, 1 research paper for psych, 5 programming assignments for Intro to Prog, 2 Software design assignments and thats it. Otherwise i have a bbunch of tests and quizzes and graded labs


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    What about A++.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Wed 03 Oct 2012, 8:10 am

    Sauxuas wrote:Well since im in comp sci and software design, i have alot of projects and stuff. I have 5 papers for philosophy, 1 research paper for psych, 5 programming assignments for Intro to Prog, 2 Software design assignments and thats it. Otherwise i have a bbunch of tests and quizzes and graded labs
    You're getting me hyped for my programming course in term 2. Although I'm woeking with C++.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 03 Oct 2012, 1:54 pm

    C++ will be fun yo. It's better than C for shar.


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    Bombed.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 07 Oct 2012, 12:37 am

    Hey Sauxuas, don't want to scare you, everything's okay now, but did you here about the bomb placed in the science wing?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Mon 08 Oct 2012, 10:17 pm

    oh yeah i did. I suppose someone found a package outside our science complex and the explosives squad had to come and disarm it


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 09 Oct 2012, 12:20 pm

    So today i picked my courses for second semester. Also i changed my major to software engineering.



    My classes are:

    Intermediate Programming
    Software Design II
    Discrete Structures in Computing I
    Calculus II
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    EEEEEEEEEEENJ FROOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Tue 09 Oct 2012, 5:09 pm

    Sauxuas wrote:So today i picked my courses for second semester. Also i changed my major to software engineering.



    My classes are:

    Intermediate Programming
    Software Design II
    Discrete Structures in Computing I
    Calculus II
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    So if you changed to engineering, does that mean you had to change your first semester at all?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 09 Oct 2012, 7:17 pm

    nope


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    That must be nice.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Fri 12 Oct 2012, 5:59 pm

    Wow, you have only 19 hours in a week. My term 2 has 28 hours (and if I had a more balanced schedule and put half of my elective in term 2, that number would be even higher). What makes Western engineering so much longer than others?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 14 Oct 2012, 11:25 am

    lol no its just engineering in general i think. Im not in engineering, im still in the school of computing so i dont have a crazy engineers schedule


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 14 Oct 2012, 11:58 am

    Yeah engineers here need like 6 more credits every year than every other faculty lol, shits so dumb


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    Whatever happened to the mou...er, club?

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 14 Oct 2012, 10:18 pm

    So you mentioned some clubs a while back? Have you continued with them? Anything interesting to note?


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    Re: Tales of the Mountain Gryphon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:33 pm

    well i played summondedfist at the EGO (electronic gaming club) today. He raped my ass. the end

    Also get hyped for my a DORTY weekend summary. Its gunna be a friggin adventure


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