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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Mon 23 Sep 2013, 2:35 pm

    haha so true duncan, kratos is a TERRIBLE character.
    the only good character from the new GTA is franklin. the other two are super kife.
    the game is also mad easy, easier than old gtas. and the controls are not as good as other gtas.

    plus you still cant drive through shrubs. flying down the road in a transport at like 100 mph and you get stopped by a shrub and go flying out your windshield. yeah okay rockstar. thats just lazy development.
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    Post by Italyins Mon 23 Sep 2013, 9:16 pm

    Idk Franklin still helps them. so fuck him in the ear! Plus hes not good, he's just not AS shitty as the other two. So i guess hes the Ted Bundy to Trevor being john Wayne Gacy, And Michael being Ed Gien.
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    Post by Italyins Mon 23 Sep 2013, 9:22 pm

    oh and my brother told me to quote him for the site.

    "I agree GTA V is not a nine out of ten............its a twenty two out of ten" - Keegan.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:03 am

    Italyins wrote:So i guess hes the Ted Bundy to Trevor  being john Wayne Gacy, And Michael being Ed Gien.    
    fucking hilarious hahaha. you're right, when I compare him with CJ, wow there is no comparison. CJ is lovable as hell, franklin is just a rehashed less emotion version of CJ.

    and loool that keegan quote
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 27 Sep 2013, 6:21 pm

    Wow, to hear GTAV has WORSE controls that the others....fuck. All GTA's has terrible controls. That game must play like the characters legs are tied together and they have bars of soap attached to their feet
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sun 06 Oct 2013, 10:18 pm

    and a pp in their butts
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    Post by Italyins Mon 07 Oct 2013, 7:40 pm

    i didnt find the controls worse, flying is still atrocious. I guess Juts cause 2 is the only sand box game that mixes good driving, boating, and flying
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    Post by Italyins Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:36 pm

    finally a new console (style) controller. I was getting sick of the same old PlayStation and Xbox ones. Im perfectly aware of the wii/ wii u controller, but the wii controller can barley be classified as one and the wii u controller is just a combination of the xbox 360 and ps3 controller

    http://store.steampowered.com/livingroom/SteamController/
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    Post by Italyins Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:56 pm

    There is a good chance that this could fail miserably, but heres hoping it wont.
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    Post by Vyzor Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:56 pm

    Don't really know what I think of the track pads, but overall it seems fine. Nice to see it's customizable. Touch screen probably means it eats up batteries. But still, it's probably not bad.

    I'm still sticking to WASD and a mouse lol
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:05 am

    lol how is the wii u conch a combo of xbox and ps3 conchs? and i think the steam conch looks like its gonna be duke Sad

    i'm perfectly fine with traditional controllers.
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 07 Feb 2014, 1:57 pm




    PLEASE,PLEASE JUST....just let him DIE!

    FUCKING...bandages? Bandages on gloves and shoes? Are your damn shoes hurt? WTF IS WITH KNUCKLES? Did he eat a bunch of steroids that turn you into a fat chode?

    The...dubstep  No No pale Sad 

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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Fri 07 Feb 2014, 2:27 pm

    oh my GOOOOD ROOOOOFL THE BANDAGES. so fucking funny.
    stopped caring a long time ago about how deep they continue to bury sonic. this is so fking jokes.
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    Post by Italyins Thu 06 Mar 2014, 9:18 pm

    This is happening, THIS IS HAPPENING!
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    Post by Vyzor Thu 06 Mar 2014, 9:27 pm



    The legend.....is back. The prophecies have come true!!!!!


    There was no way he could have ever been held back. Yes, he is back and stronger than ever.



    SHAQ.

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    DA RETURN.
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    Post by Italyins Thu 06 Mar 2014, 9:35 pm

    man, that video just made me realize just how much i dont like civ IV
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Thu 06 Mar 2014, 10:44 pm

    Italyins wrote:This is happening, THIS IS HAPPENING!
    Wait, I don't understand.
    The original Shaq-Fu was a fighting game. This looks like a beat-em-up.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Fri 07 Mar 2014, 1:54 am

    omggg hype. i am def having a tournament for this game when it comes out, come one come all.
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    Post by Italyins Fri 07 Mar 2014, 9:25 am

    yeah Wes told me that people are planing a real big SLAM JAM on that other site which will not taint ours, so I will not mention its name. Mainly due to the fact that if you says the sites name 3 time in a row it will appear like that Biggie Pac or was it 2Smalls? oh well, cant remember.
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 07 Mar 2014, 4:26 pm

    Lol this game is going to be trash. But it will be better than the original, that's for sure.

    This is one game I don't think anyone should fund honestly tongue  No matter how funny it is, it's just gunna be shit lol
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Fri 07 Mar 2014, 10:53 pm

    Vyzor wrote:Lol this game is going to be trash. But it will be better than the original, that's for sure.

    This is one game I don't think anyone should fund honestly tongue  No matter how funny it is, it's just gunna be shit lol
    Maybe Big Deez Productions is trying to impose a challenge on itself.
    Take a shitty, shitty game; and remake it into an honest masterpiece.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sat 08 Mar 2014, 12:33 pm

    2smallz lmaaoo rory's posts are so good sometimes
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:45 pm

    so in beyond: two souls, apparently in the debug menu you can see ellen pages character nude
    https://i.imgur.com/P1F9BGU.jpg
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:28 am

    very human and not attractive i must say. just blobs of meat.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 19 Mar 2014, 7:14 pm

    rob you are a human. you are a blob of meat

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