by Cephalo the Pod Sun 07 Apr 2013, 1:12 am
Entry 167: I pissed off a goose
9:30-Woke up.
11:25-Beef on bun, bagel, apple, strawberry yogurt, chocolate milk, big orange juice, white cheddar popcorn and chocolate cheesecake.
12:30-I attended (most of) epee fencing.
2:30-So I'm taking a little afternoon jog when, nearby the Western Science Centre, I see a goose. I have my music playing so I get pretty close to before I take notice. It's hissing at me. At first this simply amuses me, because a bird hissing is a hilarious concept to me. I walk on the sidewalk, passing the goose, when it starts walking towards me. Okay, fair enough, I got pretty close. So I start to run away. It continues to chase me. It's not long before I see out of the corner of my eye that it's flying towards me, claws pointed outward. This fucker means business. I'm speeding out of there, terrified. I'm one "block" away before I there look back to see it's returned to it's post. Lesson learned; don't fuck with geese.
7:00-Hero sandwich, pineapple slices, chocolate milk, Cool Ranch Doritos, butter tart and fudge brownie.
7:30-Took another jog. The goose is still there.
There's a Sanity Not Included joke somewhere in all of this.
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