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    Post by lil' poopie boy Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:39 pm

    So mass effect trilogy is coming out for ps3. Cool?
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:16 pm

    Mass effects are already on ps3....

    Care anyways.

    MASS EFFECT IS BAAAAAAAAAD

    jk, it looks ok
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Fri 12 Oct 2012, 5:39 pm

    Sauxuas wrote:So mass effect trilogy is coming out for ps3. Cool?
    Ha, I remember the endless threads in the System Wars board on Gamespot regarding the possibility of Mass Effect coming to PS3. People were so sure it wouldn't. And then ME2 was announced for PS3.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Fri 12 Oct 2012, 6:01 pm

    Me1 was pretty fun. Worth a shot I'd say.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:44 pm

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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:35 pm

    So I saw PS All-Stars in person for the first time at Geek Week. Didn't play any, just watched a few matches. The inner Infamous fan in me squees for Cole McGrath and Alden's Tower as a stage.

    So, from what I've seen, it seems less aeroynamic than Smash. It's not just that it's floaty, like Brawl, but aerial movement in general appears more restricted. Someone told me that each stage is a mix of two different franchises, which legitimately sounds incredible. Alden's Tower is apparently mixed with stuff from the Sly Cooper franchise.

    The roster had about 20 characters (and there were two Coles. Wat). While that is reasonable in that it's the premier game in the...series?...it's still competing with Brawl, which has 35 characters. One of the players told me that there's no unlockables, so it seems all you get is the 20. The roster itself was good, I suppose. There was Sly, Cole, Big Daddy, Raiden, Kratos, Parappa, and others, a few of whom I didn't know. I'm pretty sure Sackboy was there.

    That name is still fucking stupid.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:51 am

    Agree, the name is dumb, and yes you're right about aerial restriction, in general its a lot more restricted than smash.
    the game is weird, it trys to play like smash while you're moving around, but as soon as you start a combo it switches to traditional fighter feel, only with smash style free form comboes instead of button comboes. (although it is focused on dumb button combos like square -> square -> triangle, smash is amazing, its not like you can be like.. "yo.. b -> a -> a -> z is an awesome combo do that", you just learn the game till you can play on your toes well enough to follow up on the spot which creates creative comboes every time.)
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    Post by Vyzor Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:29 pm

    It has such an un-loveable, KIFE roster. The whole game as a whole is one of the most souless fighting games i've ever seen.

    Oh man,i've always wanted to pit,

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    It's just kife, like, is it just me or are sony mascots kife as hell? Like, more than half of them I dont give a shit about. I only like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro. Even Jak and Daxter/Ratchet and Clank im sort of meh about.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:49 pm

    ikr >.> fucking sweet tooth, so gross hahaah
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:54 pm

    i like drake...
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    Post by Vyzor Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:56 pm

    I like snake...SO WHY WASNT HE IN IT
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:00 pm

    cuz snake is a CHODE


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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Fri 30 Nov 2012, 3:02 pm

    I like to think there's a reason I'm against PS-AS aside from deep-seated fanboyism, something that's beyond a "kife" feeling. There's nothing wrong with the idea, is there? Aside from the blatant off-ripping.

    Actually, maybe that's just why. Maybe I feel cheated by Sony for ripping off from my beloved video game franchise. It's not like the roster's bad. Sure, it's different in the feel of the characters, but there's nothing wrong with that. They're mascots, just like Nintendo.

    But that FUCKING NAME!
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Fri 30 Nov 2012, 3:44 pm

    Yeah the name is pretty atrocious lol most of them are not even all stars.

    If it was truly just all stars then spyro,crash,snake and others would be in it instead of big daddy, drake, sackboy, fukkin fat princess.
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:58 pm

    I just realized....fucking, BIG DADDY. For PS3, Bioshock came out a YEAR after it came out on 360 and PC. Are they fucking, retarded? In no way is he a PS All-Star.

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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sat 01 Dec 2012, 3:47 am

    D: DRAKE IS SO AN ALL STAR <3
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sat 01 Dec 2012, 9:41 am

    Vyzor wrote:I just realized....fucking, BIG DADDY. For PS3, Bioshock came out a YEAR after it came out on 360 and PC. Are they fucking, retarded? In no way is he a PS All-Star.

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    Apparently enough of an All-Star that Sony bothered to buy the rights to use him.
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    Post by Italyins Mon 07 Jan 2013, 12:28 am

    wow its been a while since iv done anything for this thread, but i figured this was important.

    It has now (since writing) been 119 days that the lead designers of the "ARMA" franchise Ivan Buchta, and Martin Pezlar have been held in captivity for the crime of espionage on Greek soil. The two where obtaining footage as well as some photos of military bases while in Greece. This at first seems only harsh. Until you realize that the two were wrongfully accused as spies for the "enemies of Greece" before they even left there plane. Worse still its not even illegal to take pictures or footage around or of the military bases they visited. For they are readily available for view on Google maps as well as Google earth. All i can really do is help spreed awareness of this most unfortunate, and crule act towards these two game designers who were just trying to do there best to please there fans by making the best game for them as possible.

    For futher information go to http://www.helpivanmartin.org/
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    Post by Vyzor Tue 08 Jan 2013, 3:05 pm

    That's so FUCKED! ^^ God, governments are so fucking dumb in each country. OMG SPIES!!!! Fucking retards
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    Post by Italyins Mon 14 Jan 2013, 8:25 pm

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    Post by Italyins Mon 14 Jan 2013, 8:30 pm

    Update to the past story of the arrested developers. A campaign has been started, and much needed support is coming in. Also on that note. THe two have now been in jail (as of writing) for 127 days.
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    Post by Italyins Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:53 pm

    Huzas all around Ivan and Martin are finally free. After spending 128 days in jail they are now free for a 5000 each bail.

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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:00 am

    Italyins wrote:Huzas all around Ivan and Martin are finally free. After spending 128 days in jail they are now free for a 5000 each bail.

    For further information go to http://www.helpivanmartin.org/
    Darn. They could have made a movie made out of their story if they were released the day before.
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    Post by Vyzor Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:51 pm

    Wow that really must have sucked ASS
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    Post by Italyins Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:40 pm

    Well it finnaly happened. Due to financial problems THQ is finally dead. Thankfully the development teams (or at least the larger ones) have already been bought up by different publishers during the THQ auction. Now Sega, Take-Two, Crytek, and Koch Media. Have swooped in and acquired the ownership of many of THQ's developing firms. Unfortunately this also means many THQ employees have now lost there jobs. Hopefully they will be able to find work in the near future.

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