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Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:43 pm by lil' poopie boy

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This is a notice to tell you that rob and I are reaching ST this coming weekend, the 21st, 22nd, 23rd. I expect to be greeted by downie darkos ready to hangout whilst stoking our nice long cats and dogs.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 23 Sep 2013, 2:35 pm

    haha so true duncan, kratos is a TERRIBLE character.
    the only good character from the new GTA is franklin. the other two are super kife.
    the game is also mad easy, easier than old gtas. and the controls are not as good as other gtas.

    plus you still cant drive through shrubs. flying down the road in a transport at like 100 mph and you get stopped by a shrub and go flying out your windshield. yeah okay rockstar. thats just lazy development.


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    Post by Italyins on Mon 23 Sep 2013, 9:16 pm

    Idk Franklin still helps them. so fuck him in the ear! Plus hes not good, he's just not AS shitty as the other two. So i guess hes the Ted Bundy to Trevor being john Wayne Gacy, And Michael being Ed Gien.


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    Post by Italyins on Mon 23 Sep 2013, 9:22 pm

    oh and my brother told me to quote him for the site.

    "I agree GTA V is not a nine out of ten............its a twenty two out of ten" - Keegan.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:03 am

    Italyins wrote:So i guess hes the Ted Bundy to Trevor  being john Wayne Gacy, And Michael being Ed Gien.    
    fucking hilarious hahaha. you're right, when I compare him with CJ, wow there is no comparison. CJ is lovable as hell, franklin is just a rehashed less emotion version of CJ.

    and loool that keegan quote


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    Post by Vyzor on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 6:21 pm

    Wow, to hear GTAV has WORSE controls that the others....fuck. All GTA's has terrible controls. That game must play like the characters legs are tied together and they have bars of soap attached to their feet


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 06 Oct 2013, 10:18 pm

    and a pp in their butts


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    Post by Italyins on Mon 07 Oct 2013, 7:40 pm

    i didnt find the controls worse, flying is still atrocious. I guess Juts cause 2 is the only sand box game that mixes good driving, boating, and flying


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:36 pm

    finally a new console (style) controller. I was getting sick of the same old PlayStation and Xbox ones. Im perfectly aware of the wii/ wii u controller, but the wii controller can barley be classified as one and the wii u controller is just a combination of the xbox 360 and ps3 controller

    http://store.steampowered.com/livingroom/SteamController/


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:56 pm

    There is a good chance that this could fail miserably, but heres hoping it wont.


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:56 pm

    Don't really know what I think of the track pads, but overall it seems fine. Nice to see it's customizable. Touch screen probably means it eats up batteries. But still, it's probably not bad.

    I'm still sticking to WASD and a mouse lol


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:05 am

    lol how is the wii u conch a combo of xbox and ps3 conchs? and i think the steam conch looks like its gonna be duke Sad

    i'm perfectly fine with traditional controllers.


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    Post by Vyzor on Fri 07 Feb 2014, 1:57 pm




    PLEASE,PLEASE JUST....just let him DIE!

    FUCKING...bandages? Bandages on gloves and shoes? Are your damn shoes hurt? WTF IS WITH KNUCKLES? Did he eat a bunch of steroids that turn you into a fat chode?

    The...dubstep  No No pale Sad 



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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 07 Feb 2014, 2:27 pm

    oh my GOOOOD ROOOOOFL THE BANDAGES. so fucking funny.
    stopped caring a long time ago about how deep they continue to bury sonic. this is so fking jokes.


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    Post by Italyins on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 9:18 pm

    This is happening, THIS IS HAPPENING!


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 9:27 pm



    The legend.....is back. The prophecies have come true!!!!!


    There was no way he could have ever been held back. Yes, he is back and stronger than ever.



    SHAQ.




    DA RETURN.


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    Post by Italyins on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 9:35 pm

    man, that video just made me realize just how much i dont like civ IV


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    What genre is this?

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 10:44 pm

    Italyins wrote:This is happening, THIS IS HAPPENING!
    Wait, I don't understand.
    The original Shaq-Fu was a fighting game. This looks like a beat-em-up.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 07 Mar 2014, 1:54 am

    omggg hype. i am def having a tournament for this game when it comes out, come one come all.


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    Post by Italyins on Fri 07 Mar 2014, 9:25 am

    yeah Wes told me that people are planing a real big SLAM JAM on that other site which will not taint ours, so I will not mention its name. Mainly due to the fact that if you says the sites name 3 time in a row it will appear like that Biggie Pac or was it 2Smalls? oh well, cant remember.


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    Post by Vyzor on Fri 07 Mar 2014, 4:26 pm

    Lol this game is going to be trash. But it will be better than the original, that's for sure.

    This is one game I don't think anyone should fund honestly tongue  No matter how funny it is, it's just gunna be shit lol


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    I call it, shaqenfreude.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Fri 07 Mar 2014, 10:53 pm

    Vyzor wrote:Lol this game is going to be trash. But it will be better than the original, that's for sure.

    This is one game I don't think anyone should fund honestly tongue  No matter how funny it is, it's just gunna be shit lol
    Maybe Big Deez Productions is trying to impose a challenge on itself.
    Take a shitty, shitty game; and remake it into an honest masterpiece.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 08 Mar 2014, 12:33 pm

    2smallz lmaaoo rory's posts are so good sometimes


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:45 pm

    so in beyond: two souls, apparently in the debug menu you can see ellen pages character nude
    http://i.imgur.com/P1F9BGU.jpg


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:28 am

    very human and not attractive i must say. just blobs of meat.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 19 Mar 2014, 7:14 pm

    rob you are a human. you are a blob of meat


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