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    Re: General game news

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 08 Mar 2013, 5:49 pm

    FUCK. steam...

    voobly all dai. next year when I'm paying for my own internet I am not even going to have steam installed lol


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    Post by Italyins on Sat 09 Mar 2013, 12:21 am

    come on guys steam doesn't suck. your lives around it just suck Razz But yeah it can drain your internet really fast. Although when every one goes digital retail only within the next 10 years. It would be for the best to be on valves good side now. Instead of letting EA take over the video game retail industry. Is that what you guys want? You sick FUCKS! I demand that you kill your selves with the aids virus before you shame your families further.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 09 Mar 2013, 12:32 am

    EA is better than Valve.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 09 Mar 2013, 12:33 am

    brb gonna go kill myself


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    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sat 09 Mar 2013, 12:55 am

    Kason Birdman wrote:brb gonna go kill myself
    Can you get me some Sun Chips?


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    Post by Italyins on Sat 09 Mar 2013, 11:51 am

    Mogotoo wrote:
    Kason Birdman wrote:brb gonna go kill myself
    Can you get me some Sun Chips?
    I have no idea why you would say that, but dammit now i want some. get me some too.


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:17 am

    oh right, and Thank God for Jim Sterling.
    I"m the only one who will get that joke.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:46 am

    whos jim sterling?


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 6:50 pm

    an online guy who talks games. he also wrote the article i liked too.


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:24 pm

    Well to make a long story short Sega has recently stated that they wish to sue Gearbox for breaching contract and using funds that Sega gave them to work on other games. It has been revealed though that some of the money has been used out side of the project that gearbox was origonaly given by Sega Aliens Colonial marines. Ruffly 6 years ago Sega paid Gearbox to develop the game, and it has been said that large portions of the games funds were used to develop Boarderlands, as well as to purchase the rights to Duke Nukem. It actually goes into an insane amount of depth, but as i said earlier i want to keep this short. Although Sega still has some blame on there hands, After all there the dumb asses that handed out a stupid amount of money to a company that took 6 years to make a shitty game. After hearing about the overwhelming amount of details against Gearbox I hope Sega sews the shit outa Gearbox. The crooked fucks.


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:22 pm

    Also this is one of Jims videos. He brings up some pretty good points on rather important issues. I dont agree with him all the time Although I agree with him on his lat video.
    This was his most recent one.
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/7044-The-Creepy-Cull-of-Female-Protagonists


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    Re: General game news

    Post by Italyins on Thu 06 Jun 2013, 7:46 pm

    Fuck Xbox one


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 06 Jun 2013, 8:33 pm

    yes


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    Re: General game news

    Post by Italyins on Fri 02 Aug 2013, 1:07 am

    Phil Phish Creator of FEZ has officially left the game industry cancelling FEZ II. At first this seemed like an over reaction to being bullied by a bunch of dumb hipster nerds, but after about 5 mins of research I can safely say no, this is a justifiable response to the pathetically stupid level of harassment this guy got. Too be fair he may have fought back a little harder than necessary saying some things to people that where pretty fowl. Overall though I must say that the harassers are scum, after all these are the people who sent him death threats because they didn't like the game or the idea of him making a sequel. I shouldn't have to say this but I believe i must when i say that this kind of behavior Is unacceptable, and no better/worse than the similar stupid shit we see dumb hockey parents do. This really tarnishes the reputation of "gamers" (I really hate using that word to describe a group of people) as this paints us out as no better than the so called Dumb jocks that a lot of "gamers make fun of". Hopefully he returns, and learns from all of this. Cause I doubt the Dorks who threatened him will. Fucken people

    Also i apologize if this doesn't make too much sense, I wrote this really late at night.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 02 Aug 2013, 5:00 pm

    well put, although I have never heard of this man nor FEZ


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 16 Sep 2013, 7:26 pm

    gta 5 got a 10/10 on ign, what a suprise


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 16 Sep 2013, 7:26 pm

    seeing as how gta5 looks (and is) 4 times better than gta4 (and so is san andreas, which didn't get a 10), what does that say about gta4's perfect score? eh ign?


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:10 pm

    God, I fucking hate IGN. All blockbuster games get a damn 10 from them. HMMM I WONDER WHY?!!


    I sometimes want to make my own review website, but I suppose I dont play enough new games to do that anyways lol


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:33 am

    lol yeah i feel the same way


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Fri 20 Sep 2013, 1:14 pm

    yeah ign blows. civ sometime?


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 22 Sep 2013, 12:42 pm

    down~~


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    Post by Italyins on Sun 22 Sep 2013, 2:03 pm

    normally i would agree with you guys to the dot on this, but that was before i saw some of the reviews of other AAA games. Although i do agree IGN clearly takes the paycheck on a many of games. I also have the blame the gaming audience as well. Like with GTA V some critics gave it an 8 or 9 out of 10, but because it wasn't perfect the gaming community was pissed on some of the review sites. Saying that that the reviewers who would dare to give the game 3.5 stars out of 5 or 8 out of ten, hell if you don't even have to look that hard for raging comments on IGNs review and they said it was basically perfect. keep in mind that this happens to EVERY big game or Basically any game with a well known title or brand. Hell at this point any game with a bit of hype for "IT MUST BE PEARFECT OR U GUYS ARE DUMB FAGS WHO ARE SNOBS WOO SUCK DICKS SELL OUT FAG MUNKEYS!!!" or if its a woman reviewer (and i just picked the most common comment i ever see is) "stupid bitch, missed the whole point" As of now the game has made over a billion dollars. This doesnt have anything to do with what i was saying. Just thought it would peeve you guys off a bit.


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    Post by Italyins on Sun 22 Sep 2013, 2:09 pm

    ill give the game another two years of being "the best thing ever made" and than let all the fans come out and complain that it wasn't as good as what the critics said it was. It's like a retaded version of the zelda cycle (with the exclusion of skyword sword cause that one did suck) also i have played a bit of gta v (my brother owns it) and the game-play is fine its more like san andreas but now you get to play as 3 absolutely despicable characters who are just evil. almost ruins the game for me.


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    Post by Vyzor on Mon 23 Sep 2013, 2:19 pm

    Yea, each of the characters look like horrible fuckers I would want to kill in real life. CJ was good, hell, at least even Niko had no personality to you could pin your own on him (he still sucks).

    Thats one of the reasons I dont want to play God of War. Kratos is a huge fucking tool who fucks babes to heal


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