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» Diary of a Mac Student
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» Arcasia: Legend of the Wolfram Emerald
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» Where's The Beats!?
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    Post by Italyins Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:03 pm

    sweet, no more, oh mah phone is dust guys sorry that i missedall 777777777777777777777777777777777777777 texts you sent me
    in all seriousness though your phone was quite trash
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    Post by Vyzor Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:17 pm

    lol, I really want to shoot it. Do you think they need the phone back?
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:21 pm

    thank god you're finally getting a new one. shoulda got a bb10 man. but ya now maybe you'll answer calls/texts lololololol.
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    Post by Italyins Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:52 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:"It's the door..... To the light" - The Social Thread v 2.0 - ARCHIVE - Page 26 6ycuQ

    Wait Your the XIVth Kason Birdman now that's not very original. Ill be revokeing your hipster card as well as your collection of pap blue ribbon, your fixie bike, and your entire discography of progressive polish accordion gangster rap. Then i will hand it in to the ministry of gross caricatures, misrepresented social groups, and or stereotyped peoples.  For shame Kason you tried to fool us all with your "Originality" only for there to be at least thirteen more of you snot nosed gopher fuckers. Cause for all we know you could be the fourteenth "The white" Birdman there could be a The Black, The Red,  The Magenta, The Aqua, The salmon HELL there could even be a The steel plated or a The soft boiled dynasties of this Birdman linage. WELL KASON how many dynasties are there you monstrous hell-spawn, you LIAR, YOU FINK!


    But in all seriousness Its nice to see your making some progress on something you have so much passion for.
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    Post by Italyins Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:52 pm

    Vyzor wrote:lol, I really want to shoot it. Do you think they need the phone back?

    Id check first but i would highly doubt it.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 29 Jan 2014, 7:39 pm

    man no they definately dont want your old phone
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:04 pm

    man that post was good. me enjoy.
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    Post by Vyzor Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:40 pm

    "It's the door..... To the light" - The Social Thread v 2.0 - ARCHIVE - Page 26 LGChatlove_zpse497f464

    I'll miss ye, good ol phone. We've had some good times. Like when I threw you up so high and you smashed on the gym stage. Or like the time you didnt receive texts and didn't charge properly or when you shut off all the time for no reason.

    Fuck you.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:42 pm

    forum so activia
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    Post by Italyins Sat 01 Feb 2014, 2:11 pm

    vyzor, wes is coming today
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Mon 03 Feb 2014, 8:20 pm

    New Avatar:
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    It's Zsasz. He's a little bitch.

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    Hey, Vyzor, Italyins. remember Summer Wars?

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    Post by Italyins Mon 03 Feb 2014, 9:32 pm

    yeeah, that movie was sweet
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    Post by Italyins Mon 03 Feb 2014, 9:34 pm

    hey guess who they got to play lex luthor in the next superman movie!

    let me give you a hint it rhymes with the wrong fucking actor. (although not a bad one)
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    Post by Italyins Mon 03 Feb 2014, 9:38 pm

    done guessing? its Jessie eisenberg

    don't know who he is well here is a picture. im sure you have seen him before.

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    now maybe he could be good but after a reviewing of the first movie my thoughts towards it have not faird well. so maybe it is forever doomed, but hopefully this second movie where superman will inevitably be beaten by batman, because he is apparently supper buddah christ modicum of perfection (which he isnt) and superman is always an arrogant prick jizzum stain (which he also isnt) when compared to the all mighty butman. Also they decided to just through Wonder women into the movie, and while I dont mind hollywood not shitting ANOTHER GODDAMN COMICBOOK MOVIE I do have to admit she is one of the few comic book characters that do deserve there own movie. But yet again Meraican's are afraid of woman, Mexicans, Muslims, exercise, fair pay, intelagence, anyone who is slightly brown, other Mericans, so maybe i just shouldnt care. Fucken hollywood AND DC dont have a fucking clue as to what they are doing.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Tue 04 Feb 2014, 2:59 am

    Lmfao ^
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Tue 04 Feb 2014, 10:04 am

    followed up by your sig makes that post perfection. such a good sig.

    also, batman can plan rory. therefore; butman > superman
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    Post by Italyins Tue 04 Feb 2014, 8:29 pm

    yes he is the only one who can plan Rolling Eyes. You know what he might be, butman seems to be the only thing dc ever plans for so maybe his power of planing is so great that it carries on into the real world. OR the writers who only write teh butman stories and dont know anything about superman might just suck ass. MAYBE
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    Post by Italyins Tue 04 Feb 2014, 8:43 pm

    also this is a good video about why superman would win against batman



    now i know Kason that you hate internet people, but think about it this way, you don't have to watch the video. Plus you wear a tuque in the summer with your skinny jeans, and checkered  sweater vest combo you monster, and if that doesnt apply to you for whatever possible not hipster reason than the next step will be to look at my sig .wich i'm fully aware wont apply to this situation if i change it, but for now....
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 07 Feb 2014, 2:11 pm

    I dont even need to watch the video. Superman can do this: "It's the door..... To the light" - The Social Thread v 2.0 - ARCHIVE - Page 26 Action105feb47
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    Post by Italyins Fri 07 Feb 2014, 5:51 pm

    ah the good ol days when superman didnt need 60 other heroes to unnecessarily get in his way and the writers didnt give a fuck. but in the good way, where the story was fun and interesting not some shitty fan fic or being written by someone who doesn't understand superman.

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    Post by Italyins Fri 07 Feb 2014, 5:54 pm

    i just noticed that that's a Christmas issue, but it was sold in February
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Fri 07 Feb 2014, 10:42 pm

    Italyins wrote:i just noticed that that's a Christmas issue, but it was sold in February
    Santa was stuck there for a long time.
    It was horrific for the first few weeks, but then it just got embarrassing.
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    Post by Italyins Sat 08 Feb 2014, 12:28 am

    Cephalo the Pod wrote:Santa was stuck there for a long time.
    It was horrific for the first few weeks, but then it just got embarrassing.

    I actually laughed out loud when I read that
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    Post by Vyzor Sat 08 Feb 2014, 1:28 pm

    Anytime I see a pic of Superman getting punched by Batman and he looks like he's in pain,it makes me realize that most of the writers of comics are just fan fic writers (like rory said) who just want their fav character to win. Superman could just BLINK the flesh off someones face.

    Ya know what? Maybe he couldn't blink the flesh off of someones face. Each issue has a freakin different writer each time so who knows whats canon or not.
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    Post by Italyins Sat 08 Feb 2014, 5:23 pm

    i blame the writers not paying attention. But i mostly blame this fucker cause he keeps stealing the damned canon

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