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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sat 10 Dec 2016, 4:52 pm

    seems constructive to me.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sun 11 Dec 2016, 10:49 am

    I CANT TAKE CRITICISM
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 11 Dec 2016, 6:11 pm

    sometimes I have trouble taking criticism too.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sun 11 Dec 2016, 7:28 pm

    I WAS KIDDING

    or was i
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 11 Dec 2016, 7:53 pm

    I have trouble for sure. I need to accept that everyone has something to teach, I think. And that extends beyond people.
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    Post by Vyzor Mon 12 Dec 2016, 8:12 pm

    I get sensitive when it comes to being "insulted" or criticized. I need to learn to take these things better scratch
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Mon 12 Dec 2016, 11:11 pm

    We should take the discussion of being insulted to the ideas thread, cuz that could lead to some juicy ends.

    On a related note, I think "hoser" and "hosehead" are hilarious insults while remaining light-hearted. I'm going to try incorporating them.
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:03 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:I have trouble for sure. I need to accept that everyone has something to teach, I think. And that extends beyond people.
    You need to learn how to take these 8==D better
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:07 pm

    yeah rob you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to take a dick. follow his lead and you'll be alright kid.
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:42 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:We should take the discussion of being insulted to the ideas thread, cuz that could lead to some juicy ends.

    On a related note, I think "hoser" and "hosehead" are hilarious insults while remaining light-hearted. I'm going to try incorporating them.

    Dirty hoor is also a good one that's surprisingly light hearted, considering dirty whore is quite the opposite
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Tue 13 Dec 2016, 8:50 pm

    i also like shut your harr mouth
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Tue 13 Dec 2016, 11:16 pm

    Vyzor wrote:I get sensitive when it comes to being "insulted" or criticized. I need to learn to take these things better scratch

    Alpha Delfa wrote:
    loverrboi_626 wrote:I have trouble for sure. I need to accept that everyone has something to teach, I think. And that extends beyond people.
    You need to learn how to take these 8==D better

    lil' poopie boy wrote:yeah rob you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to take a dick. follow his lead and you'll be alright kid.

    I meant to quote Duncan, fuck me right
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:05 am

    man, for some strange reason I knew a change in your avatar and sig was comin

    happy birthday lauren
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:14 am

    lil' poopie boy wrote:man, for some strange reason I knew a change in your avatar and sig was comin

    happy birthday lauren
    Lol, I had to dig deep. My profile pic's got a lovable guy now.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 14 Dec 2016, 1:45 am

    Embarassed u makin me blush
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 14 Dec 2016, 3:27 am

    man I can't take these new sigs and avis

    edit: trents prof pic is actually sick thou
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Wed 14 Dec 2016, 7:28 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:man I can't take these new sigs and avis

    edit: trents prof pic is actually sick thou
    But I bet you can take these 8=============================D
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Wed 14 Dec 2016, 8:41 pm

    Guy from my work wrote a Christmas poem with everyone in my division in it; working out regularly is really showing:

    "Dear Santa, if you have the time, please listen to our plea
    From all the elves that slave away in the bowels of TIE
    Cora wants a break from handling all the GEPs
    Shawn would like an Acting as an ENG-04, pretty please
    Christian B would like more time to work out in the gym
    Marcel wants some Robaxacet to help him stay in trim
    Doug is gone – we’d like him back, he’s fun to have around
    And Patrick wants more time to do the work in which he’s drowned
    Paulette would like some matches for the ATIPs hereabout
    And Paul would like some more time off to thin the Bambis out
    We’re finished with the MC, so John would like one more
    And Simon wants some cool TD (Vienna is a bore)
    Becky wants a neighbour who swears a little less
    And Christian L wants ammo (to help him cope with stress)
    Serge would like a comrade to help him with the calls
    And Erika would like to grab Apollo by the…permits.
    Beatrice likes drafting regs; more regs to mess with, please,
    And Don would like some common sense from all our consultees.
    Monika would really like more time to spend at home
    And Mark would like a better job as someone’s garden gnome.
    Mike wants CBSA to give us files with all the docs
    And Judy just wants someone to check the TIE mailbox.
    Pat wants CGP to lose his number and email
    Trent probably wants a sandwich ‘cause he looks a little frail
    Ben would like a lift (he takes the stairs from floor to floor)
    And Sophie want some Coke cans (you can always use one more)
    Jo would like a well-paid gig in Hogtown’s sunny climes
    And Stang would like – well – just ONE job so he could rest sometimes.
    Dear Santa, we don’t ask for much, but to help with our esprit
    The elves could use a keg of beer to survive in TIE."
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    Post by Vyzor Sat 17 Dec 2016, 12:51 am

    Alpha Delfa wrote:
    I meant to quote Duncan, fuck me right

    yeah brandon you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to suck some head. follow his cock and balls and you'll be alright kid.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sat 17 Dec 2016, 2:30 pm

    Alpha Delfa wrote:Guy from my work wrote a Christmas poem with everyone in my division in it; working out regularly is really showing:

    "Dear Santa, if you have the time, please listen to our plea
    From all the elves that slave away in the bowels of TIE
    Cora wants a break from handling all the GEPs
    Shawn would like an Acting as an ENG-04, pretty please
    Christian B would like more time to work out in the gym
    Marcel wants some Robaxacet to help him stay in trim
    Doug is gone – we’d like him back, he’s fun to have around
    And Patrick wants more time to do the work in which he’s drowned
    Paulette would like some matches for the ATIPs hereabout
    And Paul would like some more time off to thin the Bambis out
    We’re finished with the MC, so John would like one more
    And Simon wants some cool TD (Vienna is a bore)
    Becky wants a neighbour who swears a little less
    And Christian L  wants ammo (to help him cope with stress)
    Serge would like a comrade to help him with the calls
    And Erika would like to grab Apollo by the…permits.
    Beatrice likes drafting regs; more regs to mess with, please,
    And Don would like some common sense from all our consultees.
    Monika would really like more time to spend at home
    And Mark would like a better job as someone’s garden gnome.
    Mike wants CBSA to give us files with all the docs
    And Judy just wants someone to check the TIE mailbox.
    Pat wants CGP to lose his number and email
    Trent probably wants a sandwich ‘cause he looks a little frail
    Ben would like a lift (he takes the stairs from floor to floor)
    And Sophie want some Coke cans (you can always use one more)
    Jo would like a well-paid gig in Hogtown’s sunny climes
    And Stang would like – well – just ONE job so he could rest sometimes.
    Dear Santa, we don’t ask for much, but to help with our esprit
    The elves could use a keg of beer to survive in TIE."


    He's a regular Bob Dylan.

    but damn he shat on u
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    Post by Alpha Delfa Sat 17 Dec 2016, 3:13 pm

    Vyzor wrote:

    yeah brandon you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to suck some head. follow his cock and balls and you'll be alright kid.
    Lol, myeah. Hey Vyzor banner looks great except why didn't you include the most badass mofucka on the forum in it, Kiernan Cassidy?
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    He's a regular Bob Dylan.

    but damn he shat on u
    Damn str8.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sat 17 Dec 2016, 4:20 pm

    and why is there, like, some sam day foot fetish shit going on
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    Post by Vyzor Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:03 pm

    dont worry guys, the banner will be updated after our blue mountain trip
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Tue 20 Dec 2016, 8:21 am

    Lmao yeah I didn't even realize where's Trent in this pic
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Thu 19 Jan 2017, 3:51 pm

    so how's everyone's progress? 

    any improvement in spoken or written word?

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