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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sat 01 Sep 2012, 10:42 pm

    bruh


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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sat 01 Sep 2012, 11:06 pm

    Great to see this.
    Kason Birdman wrote:After feeling entirely nauseous on my way up due to nervousness, I finally arrived at Mac and was greeted by a plethora of ENG students screaming "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
    Engineering students? You're not going into engineering, are you?
    Kason Birdman wrote:As for the last roommate, I have heard maybe urban myths.
    "Maybe urban myths"?
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sun 02 Sep 2012, 1:38 am

    Hmm.
    It seems Saux had the more eventful day, but your engineering student story is the best single event.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 02 Sep 2012, 10:38 am

    chungus


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 02 Sep 2012, 10:39 am

    and I'm not in an engineering program, but comp sci. is in the faculty of engineering.
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:17 am

    Kason Birdman wrote:"Big party in room 302 tomorrow night! Everyone come!"

    That's my room Sad
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:42 am

    sounds like a gnarly time
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Mon 03 Sep 2012, 1:28 am

    shwag


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    Post by lil' poopie boy Mon 03 Sep 2012, 11:30 am

    wow sounds like a pretty solid time in there
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    Post by Vyzor Mon 03 Sep 2012, 1:15 pm

    Yea you got some good roommates, except for cheeky cunt
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Mon 03 Sep 2012, 3:09 pm

    he cheeky cunt... a fuckin cheeky cunt
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Mon 03 Sep 2012, 7:03 pm

    As I was walking back to our room to check on the party, I saw some girls outside our room, and Sujet and his friends on the down the hall hooting and hollering and what-not. The good news; it looked like the party had cleared out already. Went inside, it was kind of a mess, but I expected no less (lol rhyme).
    Dallah and I went to go get food (saw Rebecca twice, she was super drunk) then me, him, and Emilio some how got together with some random guy named Oliver, ended up in his room playing brawl until


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    Post by Vyzor Wed 05 Sep 2012, 12:33 pm

    Man, like is University/College a joke? Everyone just parties and gets drunk half the time. xD
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 05 Sep 2012, 3:25 pm

    yeah for frosh week lol. theres a shit ton of kife parties and keggers and deances here. but its gettin deasser
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Wed 05 Sep 2012, 5:06 pm

    Vyzor wrote:Man, like is University/College a joke? Everyone just parties and gets drunk half the time. xD
    Is anybody else's first week supposed to be alcohol-free?


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 05 Sep 2012, 6:37 pm

    Yeah Sujet parties every fucking night, same with Rebecca and everyone else. It's crazy, they must think it's a total joke. I'll try to make an update tonight. Been pretty busy lately.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Thu 06 Sep 2012, 9:40 am

    September 5th, 2012

    Yesterday was faculty day. It was long, drawn out, and not very exciting. We did play smash until 2 AM though, Emilio and Andrew are starting to get better, I can see it... I can feel it.

    Today, however, was clubs-fest. You walk around and all the clubs are set up everywhere and you can join whatever and stuff and such. I joined a Lan/Nerd club, they play AoE and starcraft and such and also play DnD and Risk and Settlers of Kattan. I also joined an Anime/Manga club mainly because Emilio did so that way I wouldn't be alone at it.

    Last few days have been eventful, but I'm getting worse at pinpointing events that seem post-worthy.

    September 6th, 2012

    Well, it's the first day of classes. I had a class at 8:30, slept through my alarm and missed it. We're not off to a very good start.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Thu 06 Sep 2012, 10:59 am

    lmao that sounds sweet, an anime club..
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    Post by Vyzor Fri 07 Sep 2012, 4:53 pm

    That sucks about the alarm, but the clubs sounds cool Very Happy
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sun 09 Sep 2012, 1:23 am

    Kason Birdman wrote:I joined a Lan/Nerd club, they play AoE and starcraft and such and also play DnD and Risk and Settlers of Kattan. I also joined an Anime/Manga club mainly because Emilio did so that way I wouldn't be alone at it.
    I hope there's stuff like this at my Clubs Week.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 09 Sep 2012, 1:49 am

    September 8th, 2012

    Yesterday all my classes went great (I didn't sleep through my alarm!) Although this one course I have, culture studies, seems really fucking boring and I really don't want to stay in it. But I must, at least it's only for a term.
    I'm beginning to become good friends with this black guy named Ryan. He's majoring comp sci also so I have two comp sci classes and math class with him, I sit beside him in both comp sci classes. He's helping me torrent one of my text books so I don't have to 1242141253253 dollars on it.

    Today however, I slept in until almost 2, because as most of you know, we stayed up until 4 AM last night playing minecraft. After I woke up we watched Bates rape shit in Kareoke (darn I should of recorded it) Emilio was reppin' bates along with others from our rez.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy Sun 09 Sep 2012, 3:40 am

    No man... girls are good
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sun 09 Sep 2012, 9:34 am

    Kason Birdman wrote:Never before did I realize how many sluts there are at university, and I really hate it. No hope for humans. So many girls walk around in sports bras and shit, it's kife. So, soooo many gooch sluts and preppy guys.
    Well at least your residence isn't individually notorious solely for its parties.
    Unless it is?
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 09 Sep 2012, 10:30 am

    Mogotoo wrote:Well at least your residence isn't individually notorious solely for its parties.
    Unless it is?

    You're in Saugeen? Actually, people say that our rez is the party rez, but McKay and those mother fuckers over in the east quad party way more.

    Sauxuas wrote:No man... girls are good
    No I'm actually gay
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Sun 09 Sep 2012, 1:31 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:
    Mogotoo wrote:Well at least your residence isn't individually notorious solely for its parties.
    Unless it is?
    You're in Saugeen? Actually, people say that our rez is the party rez, but McKay and those mother fuckers over in the east quad party way more.
    Oh. Okay.
    Yeah I'm in Saugeen. Maitland, specifically.

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