Back in olde country, Sauxuas made a thread on the super-detailed analysis of MArio Kart: Double Dash. It's too good to not bring back.
Sauxuas wrote:Welcome to St. Marys Smash's edition of Mario Kart: Double Dash! Just cause its a great game. Anyways lets make a TIER LIST. I'm gunna post my opinion, Version 1. But as we all know, tier lists change like the weather, so its only temporary to lay out a few pros and cons for characters and all that. BEGIN!
CHARACTERS
Tier List
Version 1
God Tier
1. Petey Piranha/King Boo
Top Tier
2. Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
3. Peach/Daisy
4. Wario/Waluigi
Mid Tier
5. Yoshi/Birdo
6. Bowser/Baby Bowser
7. Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong
Low Tier
8. Toad/Toadette
9. Mario/Luigi
10. Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
KARTS
Top Speeds
-58mph:
Green Fire
Bullet Blaster
DK Jumbo
Koopa King
Piranha Pipes
Parade Kart
-57mph:
Red Fire
Bloom Coach
Turbo Birdo
Waluigi Racer
Barrel Train
Wario Car
-56mph:
Heart Coach
Turbo Yoshi
Rattle Buggy
Koopa Dasher
Toad Kart
Boo Pipes
-55mph:
Goo Goo Buggy
Para Wing
Toadette Kart
Acceleration Chart
Weight Chart
Off-Road Speeds
Waluigi Racer ---37mph
Goo-Goo Buggy - 37mph
Rattle Buggy --- 37mph
Toad Kart ------ 37mph
Toadette Kart -- 37mph
Boo Pipes ------ 37mph
Koopa Dasher --- 35mph
Para Wing ------ 35mph
Barrel Train --- 34mph
Piranha Pipes -- 34mph
Heart Coach ---- 33mph
Red Fire ------- 32mph
Green Fire ----- 32mph
Turbo Yoshi ---- 32mph
Bloom Coach ---- 31mph
Turbo Birdo ---- 31mph
Wario Car ------ 29mph
Parade Kart ---- 29mph
DK Jumbo ------- 28mph
Bullet Blaster --- 27mph
Koopa King ----- 27mph
Turning Speed Loss (No Drift)
-1mph:
Heart Coach
Wario Car
-2mph:
Bloom Coach
Turbo Yoshi
Turbo Birdo
Waluigi Racer
Goo-Goo Buggy
Para Wing
Barrel Train
Toad Kart
Toadette Kart
Koopa King
Piranha Pipes
Boo Pipes
Parade Kart
-3mph:
Red Fire
Green Fire
Rattle Buggy
Koopa Dasher
Bullet Blaster
DK Jumbo
Handling (Tighter Turning)
-Best:
Heart Coach
Bloom Coach
Turbo Yoshi
Rattle Buggy
Koopa Dasher
Toad Kart
Toadette Kart
Koopa King
Boo Pipes
Parade Kart
-Median:
Red Fire
Turbo Birdo
Goo-Goo Buggy
Bullet Blaster
Wario Car
DK Jumbo
Piranha Pipes
-Worst:
Green Fire
Waluigi Racer
Para Wing
Barrel Train
Width
Widest to Thinnest: (1=best)
10. Koopa King
9. Parade Kart
8. Waluigi Racer/DK Jumbo
7. Wario Car/Piranha Pipes/Boo Pipes
6. Turbo Yoshi/Turbo Birdo
5. Red Fire/Green Fire/Toad Kart/Toadette Kart
4. Heart Coach/Bloom Coach
3. Koopa Dasher/Para Wing/Bullet Blaster
2. Goo-Goo Buggy/Rattle Buggy
1. Barrel Train
Suspension (Speed Loss From Bouncing)
(From least lost to most lost):
Barrel Train/Piranha Pipes/Boo Pipes
Heart Coach/Bloom Coach/Toad Kart/Toadette Kart/Koopa King
Goo-Goo Buggy/Rattle Buggy/Wario Car
Koopa Dasher/Para Wing/DK Jumbo
Red Fire/Green Fire/Parade Kart
Bullet Blaster/Turbo Yoshi/Turbo Birdo
Waluigi Racer
Kart Percent Scores
1. Koopa King - 50%
2. Bloom Coach - 51%
Sauxuas wrote:heres all the teams (i only separate original teams if the characters are of different weights):
Mario/Luigi + Mario/Luigi
Mario/Luigi + Peach/Daisy
Mario/Luigi + Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
Mario/Luigi + Birdo/Yoshi
Mario/Luigi + Toad/Toadette
Mario/Luigi + DK
Mario/Luigi + Diddy
Mario/Luigi + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Mario/Luigi + Bowser
Mario/Luigi + Baby Bowser
Mario/Luigi + Wario
Mario/Luigi + Waluigi
Mario/Luigi + Petey/Boo
Peach/Daisy + Peach/Daisy
Peach/Daisy + Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
Peach/Daisy + Birdo/Yoshi
Peach/Daisy + Toad/Toadette
Peach/Daisy + DK
Peach/Daisy + Diddy
Peach/Daisy + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Peach/Daisy + Bowser
Peach/Daisy + Baby Bowser
Peach/Daisy + Wario
Peach/Daisy + Waluigi
Peach/Daisy + Petey/Boo
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Birdo/Yoshi
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Toad/Toadette
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + DK
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Diddy
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Bowser
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Baby Bowser
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Wario
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Waluigi
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi + Petey/Boo
Birdo/Yoshi + Birdo/Yoshi
Birdo/Yoshi + Toad/Toadette
Birdo/Yoshi + DK
Birdo/Yoshi + Diddy
Birdo/Yoshi + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Birdo/Yoshi + Bowser
Birdo/Yoshi + Baby Bowser
Birdo/Yoshi + Wario
Birdo/Yoshi + Waluigi
Birdo/Yoshi + Petey/Boo
Toad/Toadette + Toad/Toadette
Toad/Toadette + DK
Toad/Toadette + Diddy
Toad/Toadette + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Toad/Toadette + Bowser
Toad/Toadette + Baby Bowser
Toad/Toadette + Wario
Toad/Toadette + Waluigi
Toad/Toadette + Petey/Boo
DK + Diddy
DK + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
DK + Bowser
DK + Baby Bowser
DK + Wario
DK + Waluigi
DK + Petey/Boo
Diddy + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Diddy + Bowser
Diddy + Baby Bowser
Diddy + Wario
Diddy + Waluigi
Diddy + Petey/Boo
Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa + Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa
Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa + Bowser
Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa + Baby Bowser
Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa + Wario
Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa + Waluigi
Paratroopa/Koopa Troopa + Petey/Boo
Bowser + Baby Bowser
Bowser + Wario
Bowser + Waluigi
Bowser + Petey/Boo
Baby Bowser + Wario
Baby Bowser + Waluigi
Baby Bowser + Petey/Boo
Wario + Waluigi
Wario + Petey/Boo
Waluigi + Petey/Boo
Petey/Boo + Petey/Boo
Sauxuas wrote:So i thought up a way to score karts.
We take the placing out of the total levels (so for top speed theres 4 levels. if bloom coach is in the 2nd level, it gets 2/4 in speed.) then we do percent and the lower the percent the better.
we then take all the categories (non equally weighted) and figure out an overall percent. The weighing goes like so:
Speed: 25%
Acceleration: 25%
Weight: 20%
Handling: 10%
Off-Road Speed: 5%
Turn Speed Loss: 5%
Width: 5%
Suspension: 5%
sound alright?
I did the calculations with Bloom Coach and came out with 51%
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