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    Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Wed 19 Dec 2012, 5:23 pm

    What else would I beat next thats not ffxii


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:15 pm

    I beat 007 Nightfire, cause I was on the last mission, and I realized I had never beaten it.


    Cringe ending


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    Woah, I should reply to this!

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Wed 26 Dec 2012, 4:55 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:Cringe ending
    Why did I never reply to this? What's so cringe about it?


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:53 pm

    They back into the ocean in a car while having sex. That's the end


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    Can the fish watch?

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 30 Dec 2012, 12:39 am

    @Vyzor wrote:They back into the ocean in a car while having sex. That's the end
    ...
    Kinky.


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Thu 03 Jan 2013, 8:27 pm

    Well, i beat Elite Beat Agents. There's not much to say besides it was just a generally fun game. Definitely my favourite rhythm game


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 03 Jan 2013, 9:10 pm

    magna carta 2 is awesome


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Mon 28 Jan 2013, 2:01 pm

    I beat Wario Land Shake It!

    Really nice how everything in the entire game was drawn. Gameplay was not bad, just...the whole game had a hollow feeling to it. Still pretty good though.





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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Mon 28 Jan 2013, 2:35 pm

    final fantasy tactics


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Italyins on Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:19 pm

    Big Rigs! Big Rigs! big big big Big Rigs!


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:38 am

    I'll never ever beat big rigs, cause its not even possible


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:48 am

    the new fire emblem


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    How?

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:39 am

    @Vyzor wrote:I'll never ever beat big rigs, cause its not even possible
    Really? It seems winning's the one thing you can do in Big Rigs.
    Unless you're referring to that one track that never loads?


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Sat 02 Feb 2013, 1:00 am

    I dont own ANY OF THESE GAMES YOU TITTY WANKERS


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    Calm down.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sat 02 Feb 2013, 8:39 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:I dont own ANY OF THESE GAMES YOU TITTY WANKERS
    Titty wankers.
    Titty...wankers...hold on, I may be on to something.

    Wanking means masturbating, and is mainly attributed to men. But women can also masturbate. Similarly, titties commonly refer to the kind women have, but all humans have breasts.

    The line between man and woman has been crossed. And so has the finish line. But it's not about the goal, it's about the journey. Journey won Game of the Year at Gamespot and IGN. Many agreed, while many others disagreed. You shouldn't play such a controversially received game. Don't play Journey.

    I have told you what to not play, but not what to play. Told...scold, scald, scared, scaredy-cat, big cat, fat cats, euphemism, eunich. AGH!! NOW WE'RE BACK TO DICKS!! I must be such a sexist bastard. But that's not what the word "bastard" means. A bastard is someone conceived by a non-married couple. Marriage sometimes ends in divorce. I saw a statistic once in an almanac back in elementary school.

    Almanacs are fun. Games are fun. And fun is fun. Surely, this is true. Reach out to the truth. And the answer is clear now.

    You should get yourself Persona 4: Golden.


    Naah, but seriously, play a game by Square Enix that you haven't beat yet.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 02 Feb 2013, 11:52 pm

    another triumphant success by mogotoo


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    Post by Vyzor on Tue 05 Feb 2013, 7:04 pm

    I read that with eyes wide shut.

    My mind....was blown. Thank you.

    and with that I play A Square-Enix game. Perhaps...no....please god no....




    I will....beat it.

    (while trying to beat No More Heroes on the side)


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 05 Feb 2013, 9:57 pm

    trust me that game is awesome once you get through it dunc


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Tue 05 Feb 2013, 10:03 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:



    I will....beat it.
    I BELIEVE IN YOU VYZOR!!! YOU CAN DO IT

    @Vyzor wrote:
    (while trying to beat No More Heroes on the side)

    oh nvm you're fucked


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    Post by Vyzor on Wed 06 Feb 2013, 12:45 am

    Haha lol, I beat a section of No more heroes the other day, I almost forgot why I stopped playing that piece of horse shit


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    Indeed, why whould you stop?

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    @Vyzor wrote:Haha lol, I beat a section of No more heroes the other day, I almost forgot why I stopped playing that piece of horse shit
    Okay, I might be crazy for thinking this (looking at my last post, I probably am just crazy), but it might have something to do with being a piece of horse shit.


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    Re: Duncan's Colossal Epic Game Beating Journey

    Post by Vyzor on Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:29 pm

    lol, I beat Master Quest 3D. It was harder than OoT. Still easy as hell though. STEP UP THE DIFFICULTY NINTENDO. DO IT.

    Well, what do I beat next?

    *looks at game collection*

    WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHOVELWARE/SHIT GAMES.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    I will do it.

    I will beat them all. If it's the last thing I do.



    You're next Sonic Unleashed......




    You're next.


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    Post by Italyins on Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:32 pm

    ha! lol you own sonic games, you poor fool


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:10 pm

    fuck...
    duncan....

    that doesn't even sound fun


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    Hold on there.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:57 pm

    Weren't you going to beat 358/2 days?
    And Desperate Struggle?


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