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Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:43 pm by lil' poopie boy

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This is a notice to tell you that rob and I are reaching ST this coming weekend, the 21st, 22nd, 23rd. I expect to be greeted by downie darkos ready to hangout whilst stoking our nice long cats and dogs.
So lets lets drink poison and ingest herbal remedies for our pain, lets camp at shark mountain or in the forest by the cemetery. Lets go to olearys or celebr8 or sunset diner or …


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:19 am

    pokemon and sense dont really go hand in hand. Also:


    http://i51.tinypic.com/2z69qwl.jpg


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 2:36 am

    Also, heres why it makes no sense:

    Steelix


    This pokemon is a 30 ft 2 inch long chunk of steel. And it weighs under 900 lbs (881.8 lbs).

    Now, according to at least 2 sources i have found on google, 1 cubic meter of steel is around 500 lbs (489 lbs). So think about that. I don't think its unreasonable to think that steelix's head itself should weigh more than the heaviest pokemon, Groudon (2094.4 lbs).

    Go pokemon.


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by Italyins on Wed 27 Mar 2013, 6:54 pm

    wow never knew that, yeah steelix should be so much heaver. at his size he would be hollow and with really thin skin. wouldn't make a good fighter.


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    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Mon 01 Apr 2013, 10:16 am

    Sauxuas wrote:Also, heres why it makes no sense:

    Steelix


    This pokemon is a 30 ft 2 inch long chunk of steel. And it weighs under 900 lbs (881.8 lbs).

    Now, according to at least 2 sources i have found on google, 1 cubic meter of steel is around 500 lbs (489 lbs). So think about that. I don't think its unreasonable to think that steelix's head itself should weigh more than the heaviest pokemon, Groudon (2094.4 lbs).

    Go pokemon.
    30 ft is 9m. Let us roughly roughly very roughly estimate Steelix's body to be that of a cylinder. The radius we'll use is that of one main-body boulder, sans spikes.
    Steelix consists of nine pieces (including the tail and head). That gives each one a diameter of 1m. And a radius of 0.5m.

    This gives Steelix a volume of (roughly roughly) 7m^3. Multiply that by the given density of steel, and you've got a weight of 3423lb.

    Of course, this assumes Steelix is actually steel. What I recall is Steelix being an Onix compressed by the earth's weight to have skin like diamond, so whether that translates to it having a whole body of steel is debatable.


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by Italyins on Mon 01 Apr 2013, 8:58 pm

    too....much...math and bullshit Pokemon science..going to die


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 02 Apr 2013, 1:06 am

    good post tyler! I like it, i really really like it.....


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Tue 02 Apr 2013, 1:25 am

    soooooooooooooo late night trolly


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    Mewthree.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Fri 03 May 2013, 10:03 pm

    So anyone read up on this new form of Mewtwo? It's actually being shown in the upcoming pokemon movie.


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 06 May 2013, 5:29 pm

    not really, haven't been able to keep up with stuff without internet


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by Vyzor on Wed 29 Jan 2014, 3:51 pm

    Anyone else agree that X and Y has the worst pokemon yet? Either that or 4th gen


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    Debatable.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Wed 29 Jan 2014, 4:50 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:Anyone else agree that X and Y has the worst pokemon yet? Either that or 4th gen
    There's a lot of different criteria regarding Pokemon, and the generations have different placements in different criteria.

    Core-gameplay-wise, I still nominate 5th gen for worst. At least 4th gen brought in the physical-special split and 6th brought in Fairy type. 5th gen brought in virtually nothing.

    All the other criteria (the new Pokemon, the single-player, etc.) depend on me playing the games, which I have not.


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by Vyzor on Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:12 pm

    I'm just basing my hatred for x and y's pokemon based on their looks. Of course it brought in some good looking Pokemon, but overall it just sucked.

    Here are some examples of these blandies:





    I don't care how much everyone hated Vanilluxe. At least he tried making ice cream look creative. This cotton candy abomination? Do you sense any bit of creativity put into it? No.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 29 Jan 2014, 6:19 pm

    god damn you might be right. vanillux is still fucking shit tho.


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 30 Jan 2014, 6:30 pm



    This thing evolved into ice cream even though it's natural habitat is on mountains. Definitely doing a good job blending in with your surroundings


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    I'm so mad I could eat a living being.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:23 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:

    I don't care how much everyone hated Vanilluxe. At least he tried making ice cream look creative. This cotton candy abomination? Do you sense any bit of creativity put into it? No.
    Me neither. Wow, and that's supposed to be an example of their brand new type. Yeah, that sell it.


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    Chocoluxe please?

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:24 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:This thing evolved into ice cream even though it's natural habitat is on mountains. Definitely doing a good job blending in with your surroundings
    To be fair, it also kinda sorta looks like icicles.


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    :).

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sat 01 Feb 2014, 4:44 am

    Also, haven't you ever heard of...
    Rocky Road?


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    TPP.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Tue 04 Mar 2014, 11:16 am

    So TwitchPlaysPokemon is amazing.
    Heard they beat Red on March 1. And are now playing Crystal as of March 2.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Tue 04 Mar 2014, 3:50 pm

    yeah, it's kind of dust. actually watching it is only amusing when they're trying to withdraw pokemon from a PC, cause they're always so close to releasing some. but all the jokes and memes that arise from it are pretty good.


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 2:02 pm

    i like how they worship the helix fossil


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    The "False Prophet".

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 2:04 pm

    Sauxuas wrote:
    Well yeah, but ever since they released him he's apparently been vindicated as a martyr.


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    Re: Pokémon

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 2:06 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/7TRze2E.jpg


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 2:13 pm

    LOL, I think all the tpp memes are so funny.

    I really wish I would have seen the part where they turned the helix fossil into an omanyte. I bet that shit was hyyyyyyped


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 06 Mar 2014, 3:10 pm

    i watched them release a sentret a few days ago, it was so scary.

    but yeah tpp memes are jokes lol. the false prophet flareon, so funny.


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