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    Diary of a Mac Student

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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 1:33 pm

    Oh ok yeah you are in the party hall hahaha


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:31 pm

    Sept 11th, 2012

    I have attended much class as of late, but I wont bore you with the details. All the shit is basically really, really easy right now, and is getting me in the wrong mind set (not doing my homework etc, etc)
    On the bright side; A Hamilton smasher got ahold of me today and we met up and all played some melee and project m. He was pretty solid (I took majority of the games, but he said he hadn't played in a while, and it's not like they were easy) plus he goes to mac, so he can join us for crew battles. Also, he and Windrose are going to come back tomorrow for smash also, so I'm pretty excited Smile


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 1:21 pm

    lucky. guelph drafts duncan


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    For a long time alone.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 2:52 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:Sept 11th, 2012

    I have attended much class as of late, but I wont bore you with the details. All the shit is basically really, really easy right now, and is getting me in the wrong mind set (not doing my homework etc, etc)
    On the bright side; A Hamilton smasher got ahold of me today and we met up and all played some melee and project m. He was pretty solid (I took majority of the games, but he said he hadn't played in a while, and it's not like they were easy) plus he goes to mac, so he can join us for crew battles. Also, he and Windrose are going to come back tomorrow for smash also, so I'm pretty excited Smile
    Look at you, making friends.


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 3:25 pm

    Off-Topic Slayer wrote:lucky. guelph drafts duncan
    totes not allowed! lol.
    St. Marys could prolly put up a solid fight. Vyzor + Mizo + Delfa(on point) + Spam (on point)

    Tylers you should round up some western smashers and make a crew lol, we could totally have an Ontario university league, we compete all year until one crew is crowned the best university of smash.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 6:01 pm

    YES


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:17 pm

    Lol played with WR for the first time ever today. I've always thought that I've never met him, but he tells me that we've met twice haha. He's pretty good though, him and Nick. I got off a lot today. Felt good, jizzin' all over the place and shit.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:25 pm

    where the hell did you meet him?! and how good was he?


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    He lives in Hamilton (but attends school in Toronto), he's good friends with Nick and since we all played Nick yesterday Emilio and I went to his house today and David/Windrose showed up. I played him a bunch in singles and doubles, he was pretty good, but I couldn't really tell, I think he was sandbagging a little bit.
    I took the majority of the matches, probably like 7/10, but then again; think he mighta been sandbagging.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:34 pm

    why would he sandbag? and whos nick?


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:49 pm

    nick doesn't really go on the boards, he goes by "watermelon" lol. He's pretty good, almost as good as David.
    And he just didn't seem in the agro, try-hard mood, he was kind of goofing off, probably just watching my style and stuff.


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:49 pm

    I got a pretty solid update comin' up, you guys will dig it. It's from yesterday, and I wont post it until I get home tomorrow, but it will be solid.


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    Down time before the update.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 16 Sep 2012, 12:05 am

    Kason Birdman wrote:I got a pretty solid update comin' up, you guys will dig it. It's from yesterday, and I wont post it until I get home tomorrow, but it will be solid.
    My toe jam is non-existant with anticipation.


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:58 am

    September 14, 2012

    So today is the day I am departing from Hamilton, taking city transit by myself for the first time ever, and visiting Cass in St. Catharines.

    In the day, I had classes of course. It was raining, and I was getting nervious. The hype was stacking up. As I left my last Comp Sci class of the day and faded into the rain, Ryan (fellow comp sci student) wished me luck. I rushed back to ole bates, home of all smashers and nerds of Mac. Grabbed all my things (which collectively made for quite the hefty backpack, this thing was heavy as shit. Of course, not literally though). Said my goodbyes, and departed for the first bus station.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jDEkfNdEwM
    In the rain I walked, across the street from Mac. Completely alone in a hectic city. I did not know what to think, so I just listened. Put on How I Got Over. Planed to listen to it start to finish on my trip, thought it matched well (you are listening to the first track right now, this is what I heard) I waited at the bus stop for quite some time, looking for good old reliable bus number 5. Eventually it showed, and I left for my journey. There was a really cute school-girl-asian on this bus with asian friends. She was speaking Japanese or Korean or something and it sounded very nice.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvx6XhznaGY
    Once 5 arrived at the stop I was fairly sure was mine, I left. Now I was far away from the school. Completely by myself. This was the sketchy part of Hamilton I was in now, the one you always hear about. I always though "Nah people just over exaggerate, I'm sure it's no biggie." - Well it was pretty fucked. I had no idea where to go for my next stop. I checked my make-shift shitty ass homemade map I put together and followed my directions, ended up going through one of those big ass parking lots. Finally found my way to a bus stop. Figured it was the one. Step 2 done.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZelCTsuR5Fo
    I had the hand of this now. I felt confident. I was no longer on a Hamilton bus, so I had to pay, but I felt I actually knew where I was going now. This bus was supposed to take me north to Burlington, from there I would catch the Go Bus to St. Catherines. I watched people pile on the bus... and then leave. I stayed and watched them all come and go. The only person who know that bus as well as I did by the end of the trip was the bus driver. When we arrived outside Burlington I heard my stop called. I looked outside.. and we were on a freeway. I had no idea what was going on. I panicked and got out. Completely stranded now. Where the hell am I?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyLzQrors9g
    I looked around for a stop. All I could see was a green "GO BUS" sign on the side of a electrical pole. Didn't entirely look reliable. Eventually, down the street (of course, I use 'street' loosely) I found a stop. It was deserted. But it was the best bet I had so I went with it. I wait there with my insanely heavy backpack for nearly 30 minutes, no buses came. No people came. I finally decided to sit down. Without looking. My ass was soaked. I looked around.. nothing else was wet. Not the bench, not anything. Just that one tiny spot where I happened to sit my butt down. I thought "...how is this possible?" Of course I began to think of the worst. I thought it was likely a hobo has came to sit on the bench, pissed themselves (the wet spot looked like it was already in the shape of a butt space) and then left. I then had sat in it. Disgusted, I stood for the rest of the time. Finally, a bus came. I was hyped. It was no go bus though. I waited longer. Eventually... another 30 minutes later (approx.) one showed up.

    I entered the go bus. Stopped my music (why there is none playing right now) so I could hear the driver. Payed using my funky presto card. Went to the back of the bus and... there were no seats.. none. This is no city bus neither, the inside is like an airplane. Only the aisle are skinnier. There was no where to stand, nothing to grab. The driver began to drive off and I nearly fell onto some old man. So with no where to stand, and no seats, I put my backpack on the floor and sat on it. This of course reminded me that my ass was soaked, and that everyone probably saw. I was fairly cheesed. So we rode for another 25 minutes or so with me on the floor. Eventually people got off. I finally had a seat and rode another 15sh minutes comfortably.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS88jxG1CJo
    Finally arrived in St. Catharines. Fuck it, it's late. I'll finish tomorrow.


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:28 pm

    there i posted some. LOL so long! I truly don't expect anyone to read. It was fun writing and posting to. the sad part is there's more.

    and the story of coming back is just as (if not more) interesting.


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    And that's terrible.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:54 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:there i posted some. LOL so long! I truly don't expect anyone to read. It was fun writing and posting to. the sad part is there's more.

    and the story of coming back is just as (if not more) interesting.
    Wow, that story isn't even fun to read. I can hardly imagine how terrifying that must be.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:41 am

    that was a wonderful read actually. more moremore!


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    Re: Diary of a Mac Student

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 01 Oct 2012, 9:06 pm

    some fukken stitch faces in Philos today wouldn't shut up during the whole lecture. They were sitting right beside me talking and laughing.. ugh.
    And then the one stitch right beside me cracked every mother fucking finger she had. I almost threw up.


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    Maybe she can make some sick chords with those knuckles.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Mon 01 Oct 2012, 9:41 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:some fukken stitch faces in Philos today wouldn't shut up during the whole lecture. They were sitting right beside me talking and laughing.. ugh.
    And then the one stitch right beside me cracked every mother fucking finger she had. I almost threw up.
    One by one? Or all together?
    I had something similar happen last Friday during design. I was located somewhere different than usual, in the top centre instead of the front left. A low murmur completely surrounded me. Didn't help that the lecturer of the day was quieter than the others.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 01 Oct 2012, 10:29 pm

    I hate it when people are talking -_-

    and one by one, so it was even worse lol.


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    Swaggalaggin. There is context to that. I'm just not saying it.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 4:40 pm

    Have you been home yet?


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 5:18 pm

    only for commencement, GOING HOME NEXT WEEKEND THOUGH!!! and we're all gonna hang out! so come to town!!

    have you been home yet?


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    WORDS AT THE TOP OF THE VIDEO!

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 5:51 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:only for commencement, GOING HOME NEXT WEEKEND THOUGH!!! and we're all gonna hang out! so come to town!!

    have you been home yet?
    Weekend of Sept. 21 with Dad.
    Commencement/Thanksgiving.
    Weekend of Oct. with Mom.
    Weekend of Nov. 2 with Dad.
    And this upcoming weekend, with Mom.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:09 am

    buffy is sooooooo fucking! gay


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:29 am

    despite it being pretty good, I'm gonna change my sig lol. I just don't know what to yet.

    my sig on the old forum was pretty lovable/beast maybe I'll just go back to that.


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