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    The Dictionary

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:56 pm

    Welcome to the Official Sharkasi Dictonary. Enjoy.

    Beast (n.) - A person/place/thing which is very good at what it does.
    Beast (v.) 1. - To put massive amounts of effort into a task.
    Beast (v.) 2. - To do extremely well at in/at/with a specific task or action.
    Berk (v.) - To talk (berky, berking)
    Biii - Goodbye friend.
    Care (v.) - To not care. "5 hours to write 10 pages? Care." (Additionally, some say care.5 to insinuate some caring).
    Chawmp (v.) - To eat.
    Chawmpy - Saying used to display ones happiness, derpiness, or hunger.
    Clock (n.) - Time.
    Commacodium (n.) - A vast abundance. There is a commacodium of dook here.
    Conch (n.) - A controller.
    Custy (adj.) - Bad/Gross.
    Deass (adj.) - Decent.
    Deek (v.) - To leave or evade.
    Dess (adj.) - Decent.
    Diapers (adj.) - Crazy/Insane/Uncanny
    Dictch (n.) - Dictionary.
    Disco - Yes/Affirmative.
    Dook (n./adj.) - Bad/Unfortunate
    Dorse (adj.) - Decent.
    Dorsent (adj.) - Decent.
    Dotes/Dots/Domo/Doto/Shmlota/Schmouta/Doters/Shady Lanes/Flota (n.) - Dota 2
    Down (v.) - To collect much of something
    Dozer (n.) - a nap.
    Dusty (adj.) - Negative connotation for something.
    Emira (n.) - Attractive foreign female.
    En Scree Scree - No big deal.
    Farm (n.) - The St. Marys Smash Forum.
    Farm (v.) - Putting in hard work to achieve a goal.
    Game? - Wanna play some online Dota 2
    Gooch (n.) - Disgusting/Revolting (e.g.: man, this pizza is absolutely gooch)
    Grazzy (adj.) - sarcastic
    Greasy (adj.) - Could possibly mean jank or sexy, depends on the accent applied.
    Grizzgrazz (n.) - Sarcasm
    Heyro - Hello my good friend.
    Instarection (n.) - An instant erection. Usually occurs in the presence of something awesome.
    Keaidenuhaizi (n.) - Attractive foreign female of slightly more eastern descent.
    Mansie (n.) - Mansion
    Meight [Piece of] (n.) - An attractive female human being.
    Meisley (v.) - To say something would not be disadvantageous, eg "Might as well"
    Mem (n.) - An inside joke.
    Muff (n.) - A muffin (baked good).
    Myeah [mye-AH] - Yeah of course
    Nalts - A curse word. Can be used in vulgar terms or light-heartily.
    NBD - No big deal.
    Phaurchy (adj.) - Fortunate.
    Phun (n.) - Cellular Telephone.
    Prium (n.) - An insult. As to say someone is less evolved than another.
    RenBD - Really, no big deal.
    Rep (v.) - Represent. Other forms: Reppin'. To represent with pride.
    ro (b-morpheme) - My good friend (can be added to the end of any word).
    Pod (n.) - Music playing device of any sort.
    Saal (adj.) - Good.
    Sandy (adj.) - A Sandwich.
    Sauce (v.) - to hand something over or 'pass' it. eg "Could you sauce my conch?"
    Screecent (adj.) - Decent.
    Showie (n.) - Shower.
    Show[show] (n.) - Shower.
    Shnaddy (n.) - An erection.
    Snag (v.) - To get or acquire and object. Often associated with grabbing.
    Soaker (n.) - A wet shoe.
    Splish (v.) - To utilise the first coherent sounds or symbols that form in one's mind in a conversation.
    Squirty (adj.) - Parody of dirty; Something good, awesome, cool etc.
    ST (n.) - Stone Town. St. Marys, ON, Canada.
    Stitch (n.) - A negative name for someone disliked or not cool. Stitchface is the full terminology.
    Suiny (adj.) - Quiet.
    Tench (adv.) - Potentially. As to say something might occur. eg 'Tench low' or ' tench medium rare'
    Youk (v.) - To avoid or evade

    Language Mechanics
    removing the first letter of a word (commonly a noun) and replacing it with "sp", often used as a form of mockery


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:13 am

    nice! thanks for posting Mogo. There probably aren't many threads that need moving over now.


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by Italyins on Sun 02 Sep 2012, 7:12 pm

    Nice work, now i'm fluent in Gob Rory
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    Hold on, I'm splishin'.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:16 pm

    Splish (v.)-To utilise the first coherent sounds or symbols that form in one's mind in a conversation.


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:34 pm

    lol so good. I splish so much.
    Also, I just realized Sal should probably be spelt Saal (it originates from a short from of solid, so that's how its pronounced)


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 04 Feb 2013, 3:16 pm

    added smasha, i rep dat shit all dai


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 04 Feb 2013, 3:17 pm

    wait, no i didn't, i cant edit that post.
    mogo add Smasha(Smasher) - The Caucasian version of 'Nigger'
    and change sal to saal, thanks brotha


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Mon 04 Feb 2013, 3:54 pm

    saal is gay


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 04 Feb 2013, 4:01 pm

    no its a classic from no bump


    oh wait... maybe it is gay, not bad though.


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    Unbelievable.

    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Mon 04 Feb 2013, 4:59 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:wait, no i didn't, i cant edit that post.
    mogo add Smasha(Smasher) - The Caucasian version of 'Nigger'
    and change sal to saal, thanks brotha
    Done and done by the number one son under the sun having a ton of fun like none with his gun while his hun the nun bakes him a bun.
    I won!


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 03 Feb 2014, 7:55 pm

    bout time we update this with some of the newer stuff.

    Tench - Potentially. As to say something might occur. eg 'Tench low' or ' tench medium rare'
    Conch - A controller.
    Dusty - Negative connotation for something.
    Emira - Attractive foreign female.
    Keaidenuhaizi - Attractive foreign female of slightly more eastern descent.
    Care - To not care. "5 hours to write 10 pages? Care." (Additionally, some say care.5 to insinuate some caring).
    Deek - To leave or evade.
    Greasy - Could possibly mean jank or sexy, depends on the accent applied.
    Sauce - to hand something over or 'pass' it. eg "Could you sauce my conch?"
    ST - Stone Town. St. Marys, ON, Canada.

    a lot of those are so common to us that we wouldn't think to put them on, but a lot of people here donno wtf im talking about when I say some.


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 05 Feb 2014, 10:19 pm

    also, surprised this isn't on it:

    Meisley - To say something would not be disadvantageous, eg "Might as well"


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    Re: The Dictionary

    Post by Vyzor on Fri 07 Feb 2014, 2:05 pm

    Man, there's a few on here I don't think i've ever heard used lol


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 06 Jun 2016, 6:55 pm

    yo ty add "youk - To avoid or evade"


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    Post by Vyzor on Mon 06 Jun 2016, 7:29 pm

    Heyro Rob, will you suiny down and stop berking? I'm repping a naltsing soaker over here and I'm snagging all the water out so I can finally chawmp my screecent sandy and muff. Saal will be dorsent once I finish this prium nonsense so I can go show-show. It should be NBD, but I don't have much clock left so it's pretty diapers. I'm also feeling custy after the deass dozer I had earlier. I feel like a stitch dook right now. Not to mention I've got a squirty shnaddy after seeing some en scree scree meight outside. I had a beast instarection, so I was phaurchy that no one was in the old mansie. I was down to look up a commacodium of dorsent pronz but instead listened to my pod and looked up some custy mems on my phun.

    I'm just yanking your dick. It's renBD. I'm just being grazzy right now. So disco, I'm just splishing all over the place. I do need to showie though. But I was just bored so I used grizzgrazz on the farm to test the dictch's dess content. So until next time... biii my ro!


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Mon 06 Jun 2016, 7:45 pm

    that was so hard to follow


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 09 Jun 2016, 3:08 pm

    dude i had no problem at all with that. except for some of the sentences that didn't make sense like 'saal will be dorsent' even thou i know what both those mean.

    definitely grazzy af thou LMAOOO


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 09 Jun 2016, 3:11 pm

    man there are so many beauts that ty still has to update. youk is an instant classic, meisley, dusty, and conch and vintage, and emira and care.5 are hidden gems!!!!!


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 09 Jun 2016, 7:38 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:dude i had no problem at all with that. except for some of the sentences that didn't make sense like 'saal will be dorsent' even thou i know what both those mean.

    definitely grazzy af thou LMAOOO
    SHIIT, I fucked up. I thought Saal meant "all". bounce

    I also feel like we need to ditch some of the words. Gems like grizzgrazz and suiny. Where did those even come from?


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 09 Jun 2016, 7:42 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:
    Kason Birdman wrote:dude i had no problem at all with that. except for some of the sentences that didn't make sense like 'saal will be dorsent' even thou i know what both those mean.

    definitely grazzy af thou LMAOOO
    SHIIT, I fucked up. I thought Saal meant "all". bounce

    I also feel like we need to ditch some of the words. Gems like grizzgrazz and suiny. Where did those even come from?

    I think suiny was something ty recommended once (i think?) and i dig it. and u better be berkin all grazzy talkin bout ditching grizzgrazz, that shit is siq beyond belief


    (thou i do have no idea where it came from)


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    Post by Vyzor on Thu 09 Jun 2016, 7:55 pm

    Kason Birdman wrote:
    @Vyzor wrote:
    Kason Birdman wrote:dude i had no problem at all with that. except for some of the sentences that didn't make sense like 'saal will be dorsent' even thou i know what both those mean.

    definitely grazzy af thou LMAOOO
    SHIIT, I fucked up. I thought Saal meant "all". bounce

    I also feel like we need to ditch some of the words. Gems like grizzgrazz and suiny. Where did those even come from?

    I think suiny was something ty recommended once (i think?) and i dig it. and u better be berkin all grazzy talkin bout ditching grizzgrazz, that shit is siq beyond belief


    (thou i do have no idea where it came from)
    Lol,you're right man. Grizzgrazz and grazzy are dorsent. I'm probably going to start reppin a lot of these IRL.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 09 Jun 2016, 8:02 pm

    i'm so down lmao. i mean i usually am repping some of these (there's definitely a lot of stuff i use now that we could add, but ty is mia) but if i integrated all of these into my speek, that would too funny


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 23 Jun 2016, 4:17 pm

    Myeah [mye-AH] - Yeah of course


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Thu 23 Jun 2016, 4:28 pm

    Dotes/Dots/Domo/Doto/Shmlota/Schmouta/Doters/Shady Lanes/Flota - Dota 2
    Game? - Wanna play some online Dota 2


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 23 Jun 2016, 4:40 pm

    definitely need daughters in there lmaoooooo

    also myeah is an instant classic.

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