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Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:43 pm by lil' poopie boy

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This is a notice to tell you that rob and I are reaching ST this coming weekend, the 21st, 22nd, 23rd. I expect to be greeted by downie darkos ready to hangout whilst stoking our nice long cats and dogs.
So lets lets drink poison and ingest herbal remedies for our pain, lets camp at shark mountain or in the forest by the cemetery. Lets go to olearys or celebr8 or sunset diner or …


    "It's the door..... To the light" - The Social Thread v 2.0

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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 04 Dec 2016, 11:35 am

    Oh god hahahaha


    yeah the banner is great, so cute :3


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    Post by Vyzor on Sun 04 Dec 2016, 4:36 pm

    Nice, now if only RORY AND TYLER WOULD COME ON TO SEE IT. Like a Star @ heaven


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    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Sun 04 Dec 2016, 10:57 pm

    @Vyzor wrote:Nice, now if only RORY AND TYLER WOULD COME ON TO SEE IT. Like a Star @ heaven
    I see it.


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 06 Dec 2016, 3:37 pm

    no you DONT Evil or Very Mad


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    how fire is my new prof pic and sig thou?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 3:10 pm

    i see u rob

    also ill trade you my snowboard then we can SHRED BRUH

    also guys i made a snowboard jump in my backyard today. it was mediocre. lets go snowboarding. I like it not because of its adrenaline pumping speed and action, but because its like exploring a huge mountain quickly, in a fun way, ADRENALINEY, and all that.

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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 4:21 pm

    you had enough snow to build a ramp? daaaamn that's astonishing.

    519 always seems to get more snowfall than here.
    I think when the snow falls and it gets close enough to catch a whiff of the mainstreet cement it blows allllllllllll the way to london and settles gently.


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    Post by Vyzor on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 6:03 pm

    I can't wait for our trip to BC to ride down the biggest Canadian mountain


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    Post by Alpha Delfa on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 3:46 am

    Man I was thinking about that Pinocchio paradox today, the one where he says "My nose will grow now", this assumes that the lie happens simultaneously with the nose growth but it can't be a lie till it's already happened, so yes his nose would grow the instant after he said that. Works for any amount of time, so if he said "my nose will grow 13 seconds from now", his nose would grow at 13 seconds plus time it takes light to travel a plank's length.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:05 pm

    @Alpha Delfa wrote:plus time it takes light to travel a plank's length.

    why is this true?


    I forgot about this lol. Just got me thinking about paradoxes, though. Paradoxes in math are usually used to disprove a theory or show that a theory has a gaping hole. That's essentially what we do with real life concepts or thought-experiment-ish type ideas when we notice that they are equivalent to something that is just plainly impossible (the paradox).

    math is nutz man


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    Post by Alpha Delfa on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:31 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:
    @Alpha Delfa wrote:plus time it takes light to travel a plank's length.

    why is this true?


    I forgot about this lol. Just got me thinking about paradoxes, though. Paradoxes in math are usually used to disprove a theory or show that a theory has a gaping hole. That's essentially what we do with real life concepts or thought-experiment-ish type ideas when we notice that they are equivalent to something that is just plainly impossible (the paradox).

    math is nutz man
    It's the smallest possible increment of time, in real life anyways.
    Yeah math is pretty crazy, and definitely has pret near infinite real life applications, but it itself is just theoretical, like the idea of infinity and eternity, all just ideas, and when you think about it like that, it's not nearly as mystifying.


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    @Alpha Delfa wrote:
    It's the smallest possible increment of time, in real life anyways.

    I understand that, but I can't see why it's crucial to the paradox, or what role it plays or w.e.

    Also yeah that is somewhat true. But I think mathematics can be as mystifying as you're willing to let it be. Math is just like (good) videogames, if you allow yourself to become immersed in the universe, it is dramatically magical at almost every layer. If however, you try to relate it to reality, then, to quote Josh Reid: "It's just lights."


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    Post by Alpha Delfa on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 5:30 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:
    @Alpha Delfa wrote:
    It's the smallest possible increment of time, in real life anyways.

    I understand that, but I can't see why it's crucial to the paradox, or what role it plays or w.e.

    Also yeah that is somewhat true. But I think mathematics can be as mystifying as you're willing to let it be. Math is just like (good) videogames, if you allow yourself to become immersed in the universe, it is dramatically magical at almost every layer. If however, you try to relate it to reality, then, to quote Josh Reid: "It's just lights."
    It was just a way to say that it happens after instantly but not at the same time. True true, but even reality doesn't have true meaning unless you instill it with your own, guess you just got to go with the flow, immerse yourself in er thang, cuz at the end of the day, even if it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of thangs, it's better to be happy than not. Lmao, forgot about that golden quote, Josh Reid the Wise.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 5:53 pm

    ahh okay I see

    and yeah, I agree for certain


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    Post by Vyzor on Mon 12 Dec 2016, 8:29 pm

    That Pinocchio Paradox is hilarious. I've never heard about it until you brought it up. Paradoxes are so interesting


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 1:50 pm

    yeah the pinocchio paradox is good, but i think trent solved it. Like its only really a paradox if now refers to an extended period of time, but like the word "now" means "this instant", so since at that instant the lie isnt fully formed yet, it IS a lie. EZ STREET.

    but like trent man why were you diving that deep into the pinocchio paradox LOL


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    Post by Alpha Delfa on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:52 pm

    cuz I'm a fucked up dude


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:20 pm

    That doesn't solve the case where he says "My nose will grow 1 plank time from now."

    What if he says "my nose will never grow again." but he lies 5 minutes later?
    Will the nose grow twice 5 minutes from now? or will it grow when he says the "lie"?


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    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 1:00 pm

    dude thats getting into some linear dr manhattan time shit


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    Post by Alpha Delfa on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 8:21 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:That doesn't solve the case where he says "My nose will grow 1 plank time from now."

    What if he says "my nose will never grow again." but he lies 5 minutes later?
    Will the nose grow twice 5 minutes from now? or will it grow when he says the "lie"?
    It would grow one plank after he said it would regardless of what time he said, plank included. And I was also thinking of how he can use his nose to predict the future but these questions are no longer a part of the paradox but a separate issue


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 15 Dec 2016, 11:17 am

    LMAO imagine a movie based on pinocchio where the character figures out how do use his nose growth trait to tell the future and he becomes a prophet


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 17 Dec 2016, 2:23 pm

    the new banner LMAOOOO TYYY


    and is my skateboard on a wii balance board? LMFAO wtf


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    Ya lol, your snowboard is a skateboard on top of a wii balance board for some reason lol.


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    Post by Cephalo the Pod on Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:23 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:the new banner LMAOOOO TYYY
    Ugh, I remember that photo. I was am such a fucking tryhard.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:39 pm

    me too dude, nothing wrong with being a tryhard


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