The Sharkasm Empire

The Sharkasm Empire is a wonderful community brought to you by the Sharks of Sharkasm

Top posting users this month

Latest topics

» "It's the door..... To the light" - The Social Thread v 2.0
Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:16 am by TheCryptKeeper

» Where's The Beats!?
Mon 21 Aug 2017, 7:42 pm by Italyins

» Musique Lystoux
Fri 11 Aug 2017, 3:16 pm by TheCryptKeeper

» Le Cinéma
Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:26 am by Italyins

» The TSEmpire Book Club!
Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:28 pm by TheCryptKeeper

» The Beautiful Young Pictures thread
Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:25 pm by TheCryptKeeper

» The Anime Thread
Fri 21 Jul 2017, 3:02 pm by Italyins

» The Collective Dream Journal
Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:26 pm by Vyzor

» The Internet Video Discussion Thread
Thu 20 Jul 2017, 7:52 pm by Vyzor

» The Official Summer Beats Thread!
Mon 17 Jul 2017, 5:17 pm by lil' poopie boy

Weekend Hangouts with our Schlangs Out

Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:43 pm by lil' poopie boy

Hi farm,
/
/
/
This is a notice to tell you that rob and I are reaching ST this coming weekend, the 21st, 22nd, 23rd. I expect to be greeted by downie darkos ready to hangout whilst stoking our nice long cats and dogs.
So lets lets drink poison and ingest herbal remedies for our pain, lets camp at shark mountain or in the forest by the cemetery. Lets go to olearys or celebr8 or sunset diner or …


    Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Share
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 4:52 pm

    seems constructive to me.


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 11 Dec 2016, 10:49 am

    I CANT TAKE CRITICISM


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 11 Dec 2016, 6:11 pm

    sometimes I have trouble taking criticism too.


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Sun 11 Dec 2016, 7:28 pm

    I WAS KIDDING

    or was i


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sun 11 Dec 2016, 7:53 pm

    I have trouble for sure. I need to accept that everyone has something to teach, I think. And that extends beyond people.


    _________________
    avatar
    Vyzor
    Journeyman From the Far East

    Posts : 1010
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 43°15.5′N 81°08′W

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Vyzor on Mon 12 Dec 2016, 8:12 pm

    I get sensitive when it comes to being "insulted" or criticized. I need to learn to take these things better scratch


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Mon 12 Dec 2016, 11:11 pm

    We should take the discussion of being insulted to the ideas thread, cuz that could lead to some juicy ends.

    On a related note, I think "hoser" and "hosehead" are hilarious insults while remaining light-hearted. I'm going to try incorporating them.


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:03 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:I have trouble for sure. I need to accept that everyone has something to teach, I think. And that extends beyond people.
    You need to learn how to take these 8==D better


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:07 pm

    yeah rob you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to take a dick. follow his lead and you'll be alright kid.


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 7:42 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:We should take the discussion of being insulted to the ideas thread, cuz that could lead to some juicy ends.

    On a related note, I think "hoser" and "hosehead" are hilarious insults while remaining light-hearted. I'm going to try incorporating them.

    Dirty hoor is also a good one that's surprisingly light hearted, considering dirty whore is quite the opposite


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 8:50 pm

    i also like shut your harr mouth


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Tue 13 Dec 2016, 11:16 pm

    Vyzor wrote:I get sensitive when it comes to being "insulted" or criticized. I need to learn to take these things better scratch

    Alpha Delfa wrote:
    loverrboi_626 wrote:I have trouble for sure. I need to accept that everyone has something to teach, I think. And that extends beyond people.
    You need to learn how to take these 8==D better

    lil' poopie boy wrote:yeah rob you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to take a dick. follow his lead and you'll be alright kid.

    I meant to quote Duncan, fuck me right


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:05 am

    man, for some strange reason I knew a change in your avatar and sig was comin

    happy birthday lauren


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:14 am

    lil' poopie boy wrote:man, for some strange reason I knew a change in your avatar and sig was comin

    happy birthday lauren
    Lol, I had to dig deep. My profile pic's got a lovable guy now.


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 1:45 am

    Embarassed u makin me blush


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 3:27 am

    man I can't take these new sigs and avis

    edit: trents prof pic is actually sick thou


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 7:28 pm

    loverrboi_626 wrote:man I can't take these new sigs and avis

    edit: trents prof pic is actually sick thou
    But I bet you can take these 8=============================D


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Wed 14 Dec 2016, 8:41 pm

    Guy from my work wrote a Christmas poem with everyone in my division in it; working out regularly is really showing:

    "Dear Santa, if you have the time, please listen to our plea
    From all the elves that slave away in the bowels of TIE
    Cora wants a break from handling all the GEPs
    Shawn would like an Acting as an ENG-04, pretty please
    Christian B would like more time to work out in the gym
    Marcel wants some Robaxacet to help him stay in trim
    Doug is gone – we’d like him back, he’s fun to have around
    And Patrick wants more time to do the work in which he’s drowned
    Paulette would like some matches for the ATIPs hereabout
    And Paul would like some more time off to thin the Bambis out
    We’re finished with the MC, so John would like one more
    And Simon wants some cool TD (Vienna is a bore)
    Becky wants a neighbour who swears a little less
    And Christian L wants ammo (to help him cope with stress)
    Serge would like a comrade to help him with the calls
    And Erika would like to grab Apollo by the…permits.
    Beatrice likes drafting regs; more regs to mess with, please,
    And Don would like some common sense from all our consultees.
    Monika would really like more time to spend at home
    And Mark would like a better job as someone’s garden gnome.
    Mike wants CBSA to give us files with all the docs
    And Judy just wants someone to check the TIE mailbox.
    Pat wants CGP to lose his number and email
    Trent probably wants a sandwich ‘cause he looks a little frail
    Ben would like a lift (he takes the stairs from floor to floor)
    And Sophie want some Coke cans (you can always use one more)
    Jo would like a well-paid gig in Hogtown’s sunny climes
    And Stang would like – well – just ONE job so he could rest sometimes.
    Dear Santa, we don’t ask for much, but to help with our esprit
    The elves could use a keg of beer to survive in TIE."


    _________________
    avatar
    Vyzor
    Journeyman From the Far East

    Posts : 1010
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 43°15.5′N 81°08′W

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Vyzor on Sat 17 Dec 2016, 12:51 am

    Alpha Delfa wrote:
    I meant to quote Duncan, fuck me right

    yeah brandon you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to suck some head. follow his cock and balls and you'll be alright kid.


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 17 Dec 2016, 2:30 pm

    Alpha Delfa wrote:Guy from my work wrote a Christmas poem with everyone in my division in it; working out regularly is really showing:

    "Dear Santa, if you have the time, please listen to our plea
    From all the elves that slave away in the bowels of TIE
    Cora wants a break from handling all the GEPs
    Shawn would like an Acting as an ENG-04, pretty please
    Christian B would like more time to work out in the gym
    Marcel wants some Robaxacet to help him stay in trim
    Doug is gone – we’d like him back, he’s fun to have around
    And Patrick wants more time to do the work in which he’s drowned
    Paulette would like some matches for the ATIPs hereabout
    And Paul would like some more time off to thin the Bambis out
    We’re finished with the MC, so John would like one more
    And Simon wants some cool TD (Vienna is a bore)
    Becky wants a neighbour who swears a little less
    And Christian L  wants ammo (to help him cope with stress)
    Serge would like a comrade to help him with the calls
    And Erika would like to grab Apollo by the…permits.
    Beatrice likes drafting regs; more regs to mess with, please,
    And Don would like some common sense from all our consultees.
    Monika would really like more time to spend at home
    And Mark would like a better job as someone’s garden gnome.
    Mike wants CBSA to give us files with all the docs
    And Judy just wants someone to check the TIE mailbox.
    Pat wants CGP to lose his number and email
    Trent probably wants a sandwich ‘cause he looks a little frail
    Ben would like a lift (he takes the stairs from floor to floor)
    And Sophie want some Coke cans (you can always use one more)
    Jo would like a well-paid gig in Hogtown’s sunny climes
    And Stang would like – well – just ONE job so he could rest sometimes.
    Dear Santa, we don’t ask for much, but to help with our esprit
    The elves could use a keg of beer to survive in TIE."


    He's a regular Bob Dylan.

    but damn he shat on u


    _________________
    avatar
    Alpha Delfa
    Small Time Market Theif

    Posts : 114
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2016-06-07
    Age : 23
    Location : Here

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Alpha Delfa on Sat 17 Dec 2016, 3:13 pm

    Vyzor wrote:

    yeah brandon you really fucking suck at taking dicks man. look at the trent man, now theres a guy who knows how to suck some head. follow his cock and balls and you'll be alright kid.
    Lol, myeah. Hey Vyzor banner looks great except why didn't you include the most badass mofucka on the forum in it, Kiernan Cassidy?
    loverrboi_626 wrote:


    He's a regular Bob Dylan.

    but damn he shat on u
    Damn str8.


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Sat 17 Dec 2016, 4:20 pm

    and why is there, like, some sam day foot fetish shit going on


    _________________
    avatar
    Vyzor
    Journeyman From the Far East

    Posts : 1010
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 43°15.5′N 81°08′W

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Vyzor on Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:03 pm

    dont worry guys, the banner will be updated after our blue mountain trip


    _________________
    avatar
    lil' poopie boy
    High Maester of Verra

    Posts : 1418
    Reputation : 18
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : alone in the snow

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by lil' poopie boy on Tue 20 Dec 2016, 8:21 am

    Lmao yeah I didn't even realize where's Trent in this pic


    _________________
    avatar
    TheCryptKeeper
    Downie Darko

    Posts : 1985
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-08-21
    Age : 23
    Location : 4 levels up and 1 room to the left

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by TheCryptKeeper on Thu 19 Jan 2017, 3:51 pm

    so how's everyone's progress? 

    any improvement in spoken or written word?


    _________________

    Sponsored content

    Re: Word Abusers of Tsempir

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Sat 21 Oct 2017, 1:52 pm