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    Post by Italyins Sun 26 Aug 2012, 4:23 pm

    Like it says in the description everyone has some lame reason that they cant play a game.
    My two would be Banjo Kazooie and the sequel Banjo Tooie. (sorry Dunc)
    But FUCK! Those games are annoying as hell. Every thing talks and nothing shuts the fuck up.
    I know that sounds trivial but that's the point.


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Sun 26 Aug 2012, 11:18 pm

    Lol the points you make about BK and BT are pretty true.
    I would have to say a looooong long time ago when I was really young there was a gamecube game that was supposed to be funny, but I couldn't play it because I was too scared. I can't remember the name now, but I'll try to find out.

    There's probably more too, I will try to think of them.
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    Post by Admin Mon 27 Aug 2012, 1:26 pm

    Vyzor here,

    I don't want to play Final Fantasy XIII.

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    The character all look like trash and seem extremely unmemorable. Also, it just seems like it's trying too hard to be epic. All FF's before just WERE epic. Like the main theme is nice it's just,



    It seems like it's trying to be like, "WHOA LOOK HOW SAD THIS GAME IS. SO EPIC". Ugh, I hate when they introduced singing like this into FF's. AAAA ITS SO GAY. I don't know, for some reason, FFXIII just pisses me off. I guess that's pretty trivial.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Mon 27 Aug 2012, 2:27 pm

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    Post by Vyzor Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:39 am

    I had to, so I could post the video and image
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:25 am

    I don't know if I have any petty reasons. Or rather, if my reasons are petty.

    I don't play sports games cause I don't like sports. That seems like a pretty big reason to me.
    And I don't like how standard fighting games have this long lisr of moves to memorize, but that's never stopped me from playing and enjoying a game with someone.

    Oh, oh, I know! LICENSED GAMES. It's weird, I played plenty of licensed games when I was younger (Spiderman for GBA, Lemony Snicket for PS2), but now, whenever I see a game based off of a movie or show, I just cringe. I have no idea how good the game is. I think the hardcore community has taught me to unconsciously hate licensed games. I'll probably enjoy the game if you ask me to play it, but I tend to avoid them.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Tue 28 Aug 2012, 1:00 pm

    Licensed games, that's actually a really good example, I would have to agree there. Only licensed games I would never stray away from would be star wars.
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    Post by Vyzor Tue 28 Aug 2012, 1:51 pm

    That's so true! But it is true that licensed games tend to be...bad. But LucasArts games are always good. Also, All the Capcom games like Aladdin,Chip and Dale RR,Goof Troop,Ducktales, and Talespin, are all great games! I would go as far as saying that those are possibly the best licensed games. Actually, back in the day, licensed games weren't known as being bad. Once we reached N64/PS1 era is when they got shitty.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:16 pm

    harry potter has some good games and their licensed! And what turns me off about games is huge amounts of sidequests and open-worldedness

    OH AND BAD SOUND. A GAME NEEDS GOOD SOUND OR ITS AUTO BAD imo


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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:46 pm

    Yeah Harry Potter does have some great games licensed.

    I bet licensed games from now-a-days aren't even that bad, I just gotta give them a shot.
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:13 am

    It's true, there are many exceptions to the licensed games thing. But just, when I see, THIS.
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    I'm like, no, this is dumb. Why are you all smiling towards the camera. What, are you at a fucking picnic or something? Megamind, you HATE Metroman. He's RIGHT THERE. KILL HIM!


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    Post by lil' poopie boy Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:59 pm

    I hate when games have gay ass long fucking tutorials and bullshit like that.
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    Post by Vyzor Sun 02 Sep 2012, 6:01 pm

    yea, when games have bullshit tutorials EVERYWHERE
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    Post by Italyins Wed 05 Sep 2012, 7:02 pm

    Yeah that's another reason why GTA IV sucks shit likes it trying to win a prize. You have to do tutorials until about 2 thirds of the way through the game. (slight exaggeration)
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    Post by Vyzor Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:28 pm

    Lol, my petty game breaker is bloom.

    I think Bloom makes a game look like shit. It's not like it makes it look realistic either. I can't play GTAIV due to the massive amount of disgusting bloom
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    Post by Italyins Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:31 pm

    Bloom can get pretty annoying.
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    Post by TheCryptKeeper Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:09 pm

    Bloom discussion made me realize that one of my petty game-breakers is overratedness. If I know/think a game is over-rated, that tends to scare me away from playing it excessively or at all even.
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:29 pm

    if i think a game is ultra hipster than i dont wanna play it
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    Post by Italyins Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:52 pm

    Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight!
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Thu 06 Sep 2012, 2:45 pm

    Sauxuas wrote:if i think a game is ultra hipster than i dont wanna play it
    As in, liked by hipsters? Or appealing to hipstears?
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    Post by lil' poopie boy Thu 06 Sep 2012, 5:58 pm

    games like anything rob likes
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    Post by Cephalo the Pod Thu 06 Sep 2012, 6:14 pm

    Sauxuas wrote:games like anything rob likes
    So, the first one?

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